Finished Folds (161—180)
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6The wedding guests huddled and licked. The newly weds had lost their lower jaws during a Battleship match, and the drooling of spaghetti sauce was to be expected. Clouds flew over
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3so I greeted it with a face full of pepper spray. That's how justice and change is served in my neck of the woods, so you better like your rights extra spicy. Smiles and promises
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4when they're sleeping or when they have their mouths full, do you?" At this point he knew what had to be done. He got up and dove head first into a pile of freshly raked leaves.
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6Hundreds of years ago, our planet hosted a small human population. Despite an abundance of land and food, the greedy rich, as usual, hogged it all and forced others into servitude.
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1We reveal a new way to speed up cancer drug discovery: free medical knowledge! We passed a law stating that all medical knowledge is to be freely obtainable, now rich and poor can
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3With urgency and self sacrifice, they donated all of their wealth. The money was to be used to provide safe drinking water to the billions of people who need it, but Hollywood wo
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3We reveal a new way to speed up cancer drug discovery: free medical knowledge! Health is paramount, so we passed a law stating that all medical knowledge is to be freely accessibl
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1Very creative.
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2Nonsense.
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5make a rendezvous". Exasperated she paused, letting shampoo drip down her face. "How about we go the pharmacy instead and refill your prescription? Your OCD is out of control."
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3engaged in chest cracking. The egyptian decor fueled their enthusiasm, prompting them to forego the usage of sternal saws in favor of era-inspired tools. Patients were lining up
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3It was a long way down, so they gave her ten books to read; one for each tentacle. During her free fall she recalled the alien's saying "Read all ten books before impact and live."
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1d, who was also an undercover psychologist working for the fbi. "She had a vivid imagination on the inkblot test!" The experiment was a success and the landlord was pleased.
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1Inmate El Greco had been ejected from a wormhole which originated in a distant prison cell. He landed on the physicist's chair, damaging it. I followed after, and Stephen grinned.
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2Everyone knew I was scamming the insulation out of her, but I didn't. Ha! I collected her sheared fur, and smartly priced it at 9.99$. I'm a visionary. Not 10$. 9 freaking 99$.
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2A surprised Hawking greeted me on the other side of the wormhole with a grin on his face. His chair was damaged during the trip and he was no longer able to communicate. El Greco
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4"Shush now you self-gratifying penile addicted junkie. Pretty quick on the masturbation jokes now aren't we?" The walrus was clearly offended. He didn't like when people made fun
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6He knew that I knew that he was ignoring the elephant in the room, so I gave it some peanuts to avoid losing my incidental deposit. To no avail. It trumpeted and charged Uncle Fred
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4so I stroke the tree trunk with my callused hand, sanding the rough edges off the bark. Its flames doused, it now ressembled a happy broccoli, and the villager's fears vanished
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4Always being behind the camera he was never photographed himself, and his memory on Earth will fade in just a couple of generations. Dust in the wind.