Finished Folds (181—200)

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  The man had an advantage by knowing what had been written a few folds up, and many wondered how he did it. Was it a lucky guess, or had he visited Mother Goose Town himself?

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  2014-11-05 23:18:58

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  With a sign sign here, and a sign sign there, here a sign, there a sign everywhere a sign sign

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  2014-11-05 23:14:43

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  dreaming that it was a low school dreaming that it was a control mechanism dreaming that it was a creature dreaming that it was a man foaming at the mouth dreaming that

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  2014-11-05 23:01:40

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  my eyes will start darting all over the place and lightning shoots out from the tip of my nose. My brain runs on meth fumes that explode on contact. I lost many of my friends

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  2014-11-05 22:54:28

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  . Poor Jim! His escape velocity was no match for the sucking force of the vortex. Finally airborne, he felt free as a bird, but his elation ended when a 2X4 impaled his thorax.

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  2014-11-05 15:37:53

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  Sadly, this call for greatness remains unanswered to this day, because malnutrition has populated our mouths with speech impeding canker sores.

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  2014-11-04 20:37:32

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  What they thought was shredded toilet paper was in fact radioactive fallout landing on their unsuspecting bodies. They became walking ghosts, then died of acute radiation syndrome.

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  2014-11-01 23:20:36

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  revealed to me that it had created all the water in the world by shedding a huge amount of tears. I knew this was impossible because it didn't possess lacrymal glands, you see?

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  2014-10-30 22:59:12

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  like a better extraction point. Having lost my beacon, I signaled my ship using the paddles I had coated with radioactive Vaseline. I then pronounced the words "Drak fepu", meanin

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  2014-10-29 23:34:21

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  impossible for him, being in a drug induced psychosis, to spell his name in German using overcooked Alpha-bits. The poor man drowned in his soup trying to suck out his initials.

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  2014-10-29 23:15:18

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  and faster. The elevator's acceleration was in the order of hundreds of G's, which had the unfortunate effect of reorganizing his internal organs into a dysfunctional mess.

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  2014-10-28 19:41:35

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  If you want to know more, you should read the testimonies of those who experienced some of these things first hand,

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  2014-10-27 00:44:17

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  And if some day you try to find a better way, chances are the currents of habit will snap your soul in half. "You are quite the optimist" the bar tender replied, pouring me another

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  2014-10-26 15:22:45

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  She could finally understand human nature! But before she started her analysis, a little voice in the insect's head warned her: "Never study or try to understand cynicism, or you

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  2014-10-26 15:17:34

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  While the red-suited-provider-of-gifts was day dreaming, Rudolph seized the opportunity and kicked his white bearded master in the nuts. He bleated twice as a sign victory,

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  2014-10-26 15:13:42

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  noggin. He called on his fat friend for some answers, but the Walrus was all caught up in a fishing net fending off angry clams. Det. Manatee pulled Spam baby out of the can,

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  2014-10-23 23:00:48

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  What if suddenly everything in the universe: atoms, sub particles, galaxies, humans, animals, plants, what if everything became 10% bigger, how would we know it happened?

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  2014-10-23 22:45:15

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  I became what I dreaded the most: I grew hooves and I stomped all day long in a living room relentlessly, driving the downstairs neighbors crazy for days on end. I became an ass.

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  2014-10-23 22:26:13

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  a return on my investment. I hate putting all my money in slot machines and I know they suck, but it's not like I'm blowing all my money on them. He was constantly questioning

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  2014-10-23 22:17:22

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  Unfortunately, everyone in our family was born without an olfactory nerve, so we cannot enjoy my uncle's odor after he finishes his bath. Sometimes we huddle together and pretend

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  2014-10-23 21:54:53