Finished Folds (201—220)
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3rain jacket. He was now only wearing Elvis's eagle cape. People saw this as the launching of his second presidential campaign and McCain soared to new height in the polls.
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2Damn right.
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4what the Bloody hell are you talking about? This, my friends, is your brain on drugs. One: fleas and dogs don't share, and pendicular not draining battery is of welcoming Treaty.
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2Unbeknownst to us, the CDC had cordoned off the house while my cat and I were indulging in gastric pleasures. My feline was adamant that I should ride shotgun on the lawn mower wh
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6"I want you to aim higher and start selling cabbage by the leaf, ice cream by the spoon and apples by the slice! profit! MORE PROFIT! " The archer took aim at the apple,
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2She remembered his sound advice and they converted the whole northern hemisphere to feminism. Thanks to them, we now need two salaries in a house hold to live comfortably.
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8I need *hack* water." My metaphor had made him into a full fledged misanthropist, and it was sucking the life out of him. He was expiring right next to me, so I texted him instruc
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5ser to the ground. Because I like giving away my money to thieves, I filled up my low rider mower's tank with high ethanol flex fuel, and drove it over the does body parts, making
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4this exposure triggered a bout of hypochondria that gripped her by the gonads, at which point she believed her date's moles were contagious melanomas. She bathed in liquid nitro Th
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7Amnesia set in and she couldn't remember what floor she lived on. So once in the elevator, she pushed all the buttons and ate the floor. Many people fell down the shaft that day
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9they came back blind, all of them. This was quite ironic, given that they had built everything in the old world to be a feast for their eyes! The cries of wild animals haunted the
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3The treadmills and barbells were warping and melting, and I constantly had to feel myself to stay in touch with reality. I forgot I took LSD and I was stuck in a time loop during w
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8In an attempt to improve his writing, he rereads the folds he has contributed to. But he realizes with horror that the word "but" was overused in many of them, but being hard on hi
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5nonetheless. McCracker had a brittle personality and snapped easily under pressure, so I took it upon myself to end this travesty. I stripped the lobsters from their dance clothes
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3I had seen the world through human eyes for a while and I was grateful, so I didn't argue. With a breath I exited my host, and with the starting of its engine I reentered my body.
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6cause when a couple move into their first home, they often lack money to buy a kitchen set. But if the man has a strong back, he can get on all fours and have the table set on him!
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7"woof! woo woo woo woouuuuu! raf! raf! rrrrrraaaf! woof! woof! "
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7edamame beans in each hand, because everyone knows how soy helps in the replenishment of depleted chakras. My third eye was speaking to me through my lama wool beanie, and I hiked
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5how to communicate with the diseased animal. She was some sort of bear whisperer after all, so once animal control finally trapped the beast, the director sent Jen
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4a 40 ounce salami package, leaving me hungry and in a semi-conscious state. I remember flinging my arms in an effort to get back to my senses, but it was too late, I was tenderized