Finished Folds (41—60)
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3and also my bowels. When I'm about to die in a plane crash I sometimes poop in the process. What can I say. The iguana had taken the only chute, so I had only one option left:
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0McYouth is made up of McHope and McDreams, that I know for a fact. And those golden arches? They're filled with McPiss. But it's really good piss, because it has Mc in front of i
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1to myself." As time passed, I became greedy, powerless, and a slave to my unfair advantage. I grew old, and while I laid on my deathbead, I realized money was shit.
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3I shaved for 2 hours straight after the encouter, well passed the point where my face was ready to do battle with sundried hubcaps. The wheel spoke: "A spoke on a wheel, I spoke."
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1, serving drinks to our unsuspecting targets while simultaneously injecting them with doses of radioactive Coca-Cola. Che Guevara turned in his grave so we dosed him too. CIA
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0So instead of again try to prove their worth to that ungrateful piece of mortadella, they shredded him on a giant slice of pizza and laughed like this: "ha ha. Hooo ha ha ha! Ha!"
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3Nuclear fusion man was happy. "I'm so joyous I'm so happy!" he sang, clapping his bright flaming nuclear hands. He burned his fans to a cinder. "Being a star is no fun" he grumble
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5"Would you care for some more tea, your grace?", which was quite upsetting because I expected the hills to have eyes, not to harbour intelligent halfbreds who knew their tea. The
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1booked a flight that flew east towards states of terror. Why some people choose to travel in this direction is beyond me, but at least she packed some Ativan before leaving Israel.
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3asymmetry. If I had only one complaint to voice, it would be that the putridity was being emanated in a unbalanced fashion. Some stank from the left armpit more that the right and
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3by and asked "What the hell is vaca"? to which the posers replied: "Hi there, want a lobby?" They meant 'lobster', but he didn't share their retardedness so he walked away, perplex
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3And when I say "they lost their smiles", I mean it literally. Their lips formed a trail that lead to the escaping McClocktenChalkyPok. The vengeful mouthless were gaining ground,
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2is the church and here's the steeple." She flips her palms up, her fingers intertwined and continues: 'Open the doors and here's the people!'. The shoplifter faints. Barbara retu
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1despise his decision to despise every other decision except for the one that was an exception to the rule which consisted of despising his decision to despise. Lithium anyone?
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2omeless passion whenever he oinked, its voice stealing my feelings before I knew they existed. Mr. Truffle's snout was very big, and I could lay and sleep inside his nostrils.
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2With a racing heart and a tepid duoedenum, (the duoedenum is the part of the digestive track that exits the stomach), he stared at the ground and thought: "I'll miss my bus."
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3before they start, get drunk, then nothing makes sense anymore. Try calculus while your wasted and tell me about it. Punch cards are like small flat prison bars. Punch lines are
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1I just kept soiling my pants. What if it had ebola? I couldn't just risk punching it in the face and cutting myself. The monkey started shrieking and pointing to the fridge,
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4broth. And because laughing stock was thicker than the beef variety, the insult was even harder to swallow. Khaldoun spat with rage. "I am become very angry" he threatened,
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4eat them, Eat them all!" It all went to hell from there. As he ate, his eyes grew bigger, and his pupils started digesting visible light. Thus began our perpetual darkness.