Finished Folds (61—80)
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4leeched enough VX gas to snap my old cat out of his staring fits. Chairs, tables, rugs, even the air molecules, they all had a conscience. I punched myself. "Levitate now!"
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2beaver.
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1potential electors and using the illusion of rivality as an effective campaigning strategy. Now everyone knew the rival candidates were sulking on the same caulking. For the peopl
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6on. Unscriptedly, Wile e thought it would be swell to sneak into the episode and snack upon the both of them. Fitted with his trusted foot springs, he bounced. Skunk and Wabbit
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2Cleopatra stripped naked and revealed her aristocratic ass. Some leftover milk from her bath was dripping from the crack, oh so chocolatey. Arresting, yet so forgettable.
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2was, so I went on the web to look one more that at my cherished overplayed Google logo that I've seen a million times. Anyone glaring at it was worth death in my opinion. On the ot
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3nous hair eating fetish. Assange decided he would feed this latest perversion before it consumed him, so he opened the video's mouth and stuffed it with his own hair.
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2? The horses shocked him to death when they neighed in unison: "The coldest place on Earth is in your own heart tonight, a place where nothing lives but sorrow." Just because.
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2Or letting a friendly trout win a game of butternut squash while diligently holding back the urge to punch its stupid fish face. You think you're better than me, trout? Then POW.
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8Fill your jowls with jewels.
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0picked up by noses the size of a baby's head. The acrid perfume of rotting cadavers rolled of their predatory tongues, the ascent of life and descent of death, a beautiful smell.
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3I had a raspberry-human looking hybrid on my hands. So I pureed the poor bastard into breakfast jam, filled up all my mason jars, then went back to watch my favorite tv show.
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1"She doesn't eat her food: she rapes it with her face. She had her tree trunk of a body covered in tattoos so she had an excuse to stay fat: prevent tattoos from sagging." her husb
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7Desperate for mockery, I head for the hives. I cry out "Dear bees! Did you know you can tell a tree's age by counting the rings inside its trunk?" I can sense the honey boiling in
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2cow udders. Cheese curd rationing began shortly after and tonsil stones were selected as a replacement. People forewent dental hygiene to increase production of this delicacy,
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3precipice, brakes aflame. Suddenly, a Rubix Cube nest jutted from the ground, stopping the bus dead in its tracks. Papa Rubix spoke first. "Cube lube makes the squeaks go away".
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4*rolling credits* "Sunny day sweeping the clouds away,on my way to where the air is sweet...Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street...How to get to..."
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4Then his conscience awakened. He wanted to yell "Ugh! I am a traitor! I work with the invader!" but then he remembered he was just a fictional character with no speech of his own.
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4follow it but then her bff texted her and she wrote stuff that was like all superficial and so she like forgot about her plan to reel this guy in on her sexual fishing line. Meanwh
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13I didn't enjoy sharing my bunk with you last night. Being my cell mate doesn't automatically entitle you to a foot massage, you're going to have to work for that privilege. xoxo.