Finished Folds (81—100)
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4then the creature slithered her way back into the spellbook after glancing at me one last time. Outside, a cold wind tortured the library windows and they let out a tired creak.
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0But I can see now. Yes Jake is filthy rich and he's the kind of person that steals clothes from donation boxes but he does it to give the poor a space they can sleep in. I love the
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7the event. She was carrying an old giant recorder designed for giant cassettes, and nostalgia gripped the giant's heart. Lacking characters to elaborate his feelings, he grunted.
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6so he used his rodent form to slip undetected into the landing gear of the plane. Unfortunately for him, he forgot his tiny hamster oxygen mask. "Is this ferry wheel heaven?" he
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2abstract paintings and medieval relics. In short, a treasure was found in place of her funbag. We looted, filled the hole with cheap cereal and ate breakfast sitting on her lap.
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5and that was to cower behind a computer monitor deep underground and use unmanned attack drones to finish them off in a brave and honorable manner.
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3By the time the agents got there, the poor man was wearing cheap clothes and eating cheap ramen noodles, you know, like almost half of the population does. He shouted "CHANGE!" and
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3"The result set came back empty." the developer whined. "I see you joined the tables on a null column... You had to inner join on the primary key!", the lead developer yelled, punc
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2making this folding story remain at the top of the "almost finished" list for at least a week. But it's time to go now, goodbye Little Percy and have a nice life.
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5It was time for the feast. Everything around the doctor and patient faded to white and silently they watched, perplexed by a widening black circle above. A hungry thing emerged.
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4half-man half-fridge cyborg was expecting to happen, and before he could blink an eye, he got popsicled. Brain freeze followed, a car alarm sounded, then a bird pecked at a tree.
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5ts persevering within carabiners climbing leather waterspouts." My alien friend looked on, perplexed. "What is going on?" I thought while scrolling through the translator's menu
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5Upon closer inspection, I discovered a small buddhist monk was hiding inside my old crt set. He didn't notice me. He was greased up with vaseline and wrestling with a giant squid
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6After a night of timeless dreams, I leave and awaken to a day of timeful continuity. After a lifetime of continuity, I leave and awaken to the timeless world above, unfathomable
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2care about forgiveness and reconciliation. "Such a shame" she thought. Her wings unfolded, her halo brightened, and to heaven she returned.
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5"Can this Cereal Killing be the result of a Shredded Wheat pillow fight gone wrong?" Toucan Sam asked. "Theeeeey're greaaat" announced a Tony the Tiger overflowing with psychosis.
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5While throats cleared and people booed, a stray cat in the corner of the hall gagged after smelling a millipede. Someone threw a shooter glass at the poet, missing his head by an
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3causing them to split into five separate meat popsicles. Yes, his underwear would then fit like a glove, but people would stare at his bulging pants thinking he grew a second ass.
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3Lasers have built a sand castle in my dying room. It got hit by lightning and became a glass castle, inside of which I now reside. Its geometries allow only one movement: sideways.
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4a simple question. "True or false, hubby: the answer to this question is "false"". Sometimes, she would utter a paradox, and it would make him eat things. "I want to eat the t.v."