6 Folds
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wearing the one trenchcoat. None of them liked being on the bottom or the middle. They wanted their head to be the one people saw. Plus it was easier to breathe. Bartholomew dealt -
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out the porthole. The nose of the ship was entering the atmosphere. It began glowing. She would have to bring her down. She wasn't a pilot. -
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of perplexity. And as everyone this side of dead knows perplexity breeds quickly. Mrs Lem's decibelless voice still had an impact. -
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That had been a flashback to his time on an asteroid mining station. He'd gone stir crazy and had took on a cat's personality. I never got the cat concept down though and ended up -
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I'll babysit on Tuesday for a submarine sandwich today. -
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I look around. Might as well get some shut eye. I used my field jacket as a pillow. The next morning I woke up dead. I had no idea how I got that way either. I did all the tests. I -
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She answered the phone. "Hi Mom, It me Cletus your firstborn son again." Nothing except I could hear Baby Elephant Walk was playing. I hung up. This demon was my baby now. -
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I noticed because the genius that was holding me up noticed first that I was stuck to his hands. He tried to hand me off to one of the other geniuses but then they were both stuck -
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My rig broke down once in Ozona. It was Friday night. All the hotels were booked. My last chance was a Days Inn. Someone cancelled just as I walked in. Got a good deal. Had Mexican -
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Just then the DJ put on "Down in the hole" by the Rolling Stones. The crowd being younger stood looking around confused. "Oh. That Jaggar. . -
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Just then there was a ruckus at the front door. Halfway across the room and the door burst open and a squad of ICEmen stormed in. I'm a citizen. I am sending this from Sudan. Help. -
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"You're not going in here. Find a mens room or something." -
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I can not in good conscience recommend the Thai Chicken Curry over rice that i am eating now. It was iffy when fresh and that was ten days ago. -
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The breast suckled at my teat. It felt neat. I sliced its throat. That was my vote. -
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The humans sent out their champion Luke Eor of Otumwa, Iowa in the Red States of America. The assembled alien races sized Luke up. The alien champion serviced her tertiary male. -
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Upset at not having won Prom Queen she had dropped acid and fell into Albert Camus's The Myth of Sisyphus. -
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after 23 years, my father returned with the milk he'd gone to fetch. -
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Meanwhile, a Pokemon said, "I'm gonna catch a Naruto." -
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the lid off the green bean and tuna casserole. The aroma was pungent and did the trick. The dreaming Bergman left the turret and joined the dreaming Morgiana in the kitchen. "How -
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We watched him on the security camera pacing in the TV aisle and singing Stairway to GIlligan's Island loudly. Customers fled from him,