Finished Folds (5501—5520)
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2Best damn bait for Grouper when I attach 'em to my fishing lures. I'd soldered me up a few ticklers & was just itchin' to take my delinquent nephew Rufus for another fishin' lesson
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2I told the rifraf to make it up to me by doing some yardwork and changing the cat litter for my 13 cats. I'd used the "wheeze breath" on them, being the local Wiccan chapter hag
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2Meanwhile the character Sam convinced to try green eggs and ham referred to himself as pentacontacal Pete because he only spoke using the fifty words appearing in the book. "Sam,
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6My professional pride was assuaged as I realized,giant squids don't have cnidocytes-I was in the deathly embrace of a giant hydra.I'd identified a new species.Darwin would be proud
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5Big Bob from accounting rose from his seat. He was going to take the fall for the group - be the Scapebloat so to speak."I cannot tell a lie, it was I whose dookie did the damage"
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4"Now too late, small brains - hunt magic gone bad, we fix YOU!" The neanderthals herded me into a cage with a fat shaggy & pungent neanderthaless. They prodded me with a spear
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2The figure dropped her cloak to reveal 400 Lb Evil Wilma & the Troopers rolled towards them in wheelchairs. Wall-E & Twiki headed in the other. Wall-E had the slimfast chip hidden
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3QoG was always injecting her mustard into other people's stories to up her internet visibility.The orgy business peaked in the 70's & declined with her aging viagrafied clientele.
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3for an Atlas F built in the Kennedy years.It was programmed to take out Nikita Krhrushchev's secret Dasha in Crimea. But the real secret of Mt.Rushmore was buried deep in Old Abe's
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5He purchased a Skrall bionicle set & a technic II powered machine set. He'd lost his biotech job to his lego addiction but he was obsessed with completing his working life-sized
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5aw.. Who am I kidding. I ride a Huffy with bottle rocket launchers & a Radioshack boombox mounted to the handlebars, but hey,the other kids on the block ride Schwinns & I've kissed
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6"Your Honor, My client is innocent of the charges filed. He was in a car accident and lost his left arm. The arm donor was a notorious shoplifter so you see he couldn't help it."
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6Despite my brilliant beaver disguise they caught onto my scent, slapping their tails before descending to the lodge. Little known to me they had summoned the giant Beaversquatsch
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2He joined Slacker's Anonymous without any intention of "recovering". Listening to the other guys confessions gave him some great new ideas on how to get paid without working:
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3and a scarecrow. "Rock slams Country", I thought and a new genre was born. My producer was game and we convinced the Juggernauts of Rock, and Country to a head-to-head concert
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10for retirement. The phone rang. Startled, he answered. "Hello CSI? There's been a suspicious accident on the set of Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom, Marlin Perkins was gored by a Bore
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2".. wait a sec.Why's 'she' throbbing in 'her' jeans?",he looked down & went bug-eyed as he realized 'she' was also glowing down there. Act 3: Manatee inspected the steaming remains
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3A gent from Ghent evenly divided his share of the Hare with the Watchdog and the Lion. When the Lion took more than his share,the gent took afront & asked the Queen to back him up
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2Maybe I was writing in code & the retort was clever after all. If one rearranged the letters it could read "Down is to cheap" which made more sense. I'll tell the Golden Gander
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1Would the stupid voice-over guy stop commenting my every move so I can concentrate on diffusing the doomsday device? Would my korean girlfriend make herself useful & translate the