Finished Folds (5781—5800)
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1When a short squat one with a lamp-shaped head whined "E.T. go home", we coaxed him onto into the Paddywagon with cattleprods and took him to the compound with the misfits:
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3bad for my avian night vision. I scratched away the litter exposing the hole I'd pecked in the wall and ruffled my plumage squeezing through. The flock of conspirators was waiting
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4he was sucking a lollipop and had mucus running out his nose. "Dey went over dere", he said pointing the lollipop. We glanced over and saw a brick wall hanging in shreded ribbons.
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5read the headline in the Times of India.He glanced up from the tea stand at the street congested with tuktuks, vendors,cows, dogs & an elephant thinking what a car for every indian
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3doing his trash-talking dance."Flabby manbaby, watchout 'cause I'm gonna float like a butterfly,sting like a bee".The hairball crushed the wasp depriving us of the fight of century
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6"Bloody, bawdy villain! Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindles villain!", I cried. Bobo's aim waivered. He looked at his Ipad, dropped the weapon and typed "Bloody...
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6Moby Dick who had concentrated his forces in the South Atlantic Ocean. Moby bit off one of the Kraken's tentacles. Meanwhile Cthulthu quietly occupied the strategic Bering Strait
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8"what the f*cks that mean? Cap'n John get a speech therapist or let Silver take the helm!" Ca'n John didn't like the sound of that and let his cutlass do the talking
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4She'd been getting up every two hours and her breast milk wasn't enough for the sextuplets but they were allergic to formula. She needed a nurse maid if they even existed anymore.
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3anti ripples. When the ripples met the anti ripples their energy was converted into ruffles® potatoe chips. Suddenly the Void world contained something! I tried one, it tasted like
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3"There's a special on vlasic dill spears in aisle six. Here are the coupons." She handed him the bar coded instructions for Operation Pickle, turned on her heels & left.
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2Snow White had an iron anemia and the owner of this heart clearly indulged in red meat. I told the wicked queen, she'd been fooled. the Queen's Mirror didn't like my diagnosis
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4did angel's read his instructions? It was worse than his Doctor's prescriptions. He couldn't read a word of what he wrote, so he went to a Graphologist & asked him to analyse God's
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4When he folded the space between his bedroom wall & the upstair neighbors so when he opened his wardrobe in the morning it was midnight in their bedroom & they were making whoopie
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6How she could combine trite things like unicorns and pina coladas with the bitter gritty inferno that was the bombing of Dresden I could not fathom, but women are like that.
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5They wooshed off to the botanical garden who'd sponsored this week's "Find Waldo" in Jungle Theme.The contestants started searching.Stan's skivvy's proved problematic in the cactus
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1p.m. He switched back to parables, telling them of the mustard seed, & what happens to bad nuts. A pharisee yelled "peanuts aren't nuts, the'yre legumes!". He dropped his monocle
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3Rex usually was very friendly with her.Perhaps he smelled the scent of her recent liaison with the mailman? He continued to bark at her through the fence.She got out of the hammock
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7front door with a sofa, a boom mike & the sound crew. The living room rug turned out to be the tongue and curled around the remaining crew pulling them towards the basement stairs
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2Just then the drive-in waitress roller-skated to the malibu convertible to ask for their order. As she leaned into the window she noticed the dressed up corpse of Ed's wife