Finished Folds (5801—5820)
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4is. We settled on roasting. I was munching a crispy pointed ear just as Fairy God Mother showed up. She wasn't pleased about our Elfroast. Celeste pointed, "It was Drak's idea!
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2and called the teacher, complaining that I was sexually harrassing her with obscene gestures just as I cleared my cuspid. Next stop was the principals office. Mr. Magoo
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2red doggie purse. He yapped and licked her face, savoring the taste. He bided his time. Sherry met some friends at the Mall. They were equally cute, virgin prey. Who to eat first?
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3She started a loggers stomp on his lap while two other gals slapped their thigh in time.He threw a bankroll on the floor & while the three scrambled for it, he hobbled for the exit
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11the annual Hobo convention taking place in Britt,Iowa. The delegates debated whether to induct "Box Car Willie" as honorary member of the Hobo union. The hardcore hobo faction
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6in her ears and nostrils, that was 158 cigarettes, but still didn't get her in the Guiness book because the guy holding it smoked 159. Then she thought of a place she could put
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2in the end it was still "she loves me not". It took him another month before he worked up the courage to pass her a note in class. Miss Banks intercepted it & read it aloud, "
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3platinum but blonde she was.All her friends & family attended the wake. The band played her favorites.Everyone danced & sang. I hope finally she found out if blondes have more fun.
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5enormous gazongas. Now that's personality! Tennessee summers being what they are, at the opening of Dollywood they were sagging but that was true to life too! At least 'til the wax
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6The music agent looked at the band members dreadlocks, nose rings and grimmy acid-washed jeans and said, trying to be diplomatic, "your essence stinks".
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1mean. His cleft was so pronounced his chin looked like a small pair of breasts. I wondered how he was able to shave it so smoothly with such a deep canyon. He noticed me oggling it
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3only had a bunch of potted orchids. I heaved him in a box & piled on the dirt, plants & all, duct-taped it shut and called UPS. When his Undead corpse arrived, the orchids had
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3realized he'd no longer be able to give the pigs a two bird salute at the football match riots and was crestfallen. It was Zed's signature semaphore. He decided to seek a donor
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7in the planter on his balcony. Then he watched tv & dozed off on the sofa. A car alarm woke Jack. It was pitch black but for a glow from the balcony. The beanstalk had grown
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7felt a sublime woosh of air as it zipped through the open window out over the twinkling skyline of Manhattan. As I glided over Brooklyn Bridge, the carpet threads began unraveling
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4He was a Hindu believing in reincarnation & I was a born again baptist believing in the Last Judgment. My bro' & I got into a heated argument & found out who was right when
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13but all those stories covered up the dark secret of Humpty's mafia, a hard-boiled gang of bad eggs that terrorized the denizens of Mother Goose. Noone lost a tear when he shattered
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3wore one to hide their figs. The fig tree behind the school furnished a fresh supply of the supple leaves, but as the tree became defoliated, the girls had to make due with
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2She would understand that the gutting was in her own best interest. She wouldn't have that smell of putrifying organs, which so often gave zombies away before they were near enough
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4Gramps got enough mileage out of the story of the night he "turned the other cheek" to make up for the 21 stitches & lengthy hospital stay. It got better with every telling.