Finished Folds (5821—5840)
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7ast. It was a Viper curled around his loins, enough to fend off all but the kinkiest paramours. Emboldened by my snake-charming experience, I stepped out from behind the settee
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5that the previous fold had a glaring grammatical error, it was clear that she had succeeded in distracting the proofreader as plan. She continued too cavort. The ensuing deluge off
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3find out whether my father was someone famous like Einstein. The Spermbank teller explained the donor wished to remain anonymous. I decided a little Spermbank heist was needed
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4once every hour,one princess for every morning hour. The hoops on their ankles chime in time with the heavenly orchestra. Your hour's princess winks at you. Time to reveal yourself
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8unfortunately the Chairman met his Fate without ever divulging the grand purpose of Creation. Mel just tried to balance out Successes and Setbacks. Karma Calculus was cumbersome
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4I closed my eyes and drew the hot fluid onto my palate with some air. Peppery, earthy, then spices, cloves, honey, chocolate, & a vast dark bitterness underneath. I began to sob
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7listen & eventually eloped with the Wolf.How could Red explain to Grandmother that when the Moon was full,he transformed into a handsome gentle young man who recited romantic poem
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4gonna waste time on red lights!" The Cop asked him to step out of the car for a breathalyzer test. He spit out the nuts and blew just as a giant winged hippo appeared above them.
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5Free Masons escaped the entombment with the King and founded a Grand Lodge in the Tomb. They met there every first Tuesday of the Month. The God-King Arafakhanons embalmed remains
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4No "more Fetch my slippers", "Bad Dog", whining to go out & crappy dog food. Hotdogs & Hot Bitches? Yes thankyou. Being smart, he was soon alpha male of the pack
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3all the shellfish he could stuff in his furry belly.Willy imagined himself paddling on his back from boat to boat tasting oyster on the half shell & similar fair."Where do I sign?"
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3When people heard he carried a defibrillator, they instantly thought heart problems, but his heart was fine. It was his brain. He looked at it. Too bad Ceasar didn't have one.
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6As the torrential downpour continues, you realize it's not about umbrellas. You go back to the warehouse for some wood and nails. Time to build the boat.
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7He'd been visiting group therapy at the demon retreat, and discovered that just like Beealzebub, Asmodeus, Jezebeth, and Mammon, he only wanted to be loved for who he was.
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3a certain sparkle & the remnants of his trademark moustache could be made out. Otherwise FZ's remains were pretty lifeless until he laid the original Gibson SG guitar in his arms
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3said the old Chinese gentleman who squatted in the corner of the market selling Ben Wa balls. He grinned a toothless grin and pointed upwards. None of us spoke chinese but Randy
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2that they were heading for Rerun Island, a mix of Fantasy Island and Groundhog Day. As they entered the harbor the storm abated. Gilligan exclaimed, "Look Skipper, a pigmy & a man
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5his wooly chest and forgot all her irritation at the ridiculous order. She began steaming the skim milk while making conversation with the hunkalicious Hecaitomixw
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4The kids stuck plastic ears, teeth, eyes & mustashe on it. I lent my bowler & shoes & we had "life size" Mr. Potatohead! But that night Mr. P got the axe & proved your worst fears.
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3Due to me speech impediment, my family thought I said "Nine-toed sloth". The monicker stuck 'cause they said I was lazy. My brother Bert had a club foot & remained Moma's favorite