Finished Folds (5981—6000)
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2I thought that the quickie with a flight attendant was a testosterone-imbued cliché of young business executives. As a seasoned frequent-flyer, I scarcely believed the wink she
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8Zimbabwes yoddeling xylophone wacking virtuouso Urs Tikumu showed really quirky performances. New music links kept Jethro inspired. His global folklore events defied common beliefs
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6I gazed through the blinders hanging before the train window at the moire pattern formed by the neat rows of rice plants. We passed a crossing and the warning tone doppler-shifted
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9the diving board while the flapping buffalo wings and flew to the bottom of an empty pool and fractured my skull. I activated my "I've fallen down & can't get up" bracelet
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3Peter. To unlock Chuck Norris special abilities i typed in the secret phrase "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers". On the mutant vegetable level this was indispensable.
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5Fortunately I got a real steal on Hawkings old wheel chair at an estate sale in Chesterton. Now I have a really posh computer voice the nurses all dig and my palsied left hand
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5started a blog and whined about it. Someone called Foxy wrote "sour grapes, haha". The flea and lion had some sympathy for the tortoise and hare since their fight was rigged too.
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6Paris' new lapdog spent a lot of time at the coiffeur. Monsieur Jean convinced her Foufou would look very stylish with a weave of Paris' hair. The adage that dogs and their owners
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2Her eyes lit up and she salivated a bit. He described deep-fried snickers and left the bar with an arm on her voluptuous hip and winked at the guys. The skinny chick was dumbstruck
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1had had grown some she looked a lot like I imagined Medusa did. With a bit of face paint she made quite an impression at the sorority Halloween party and was elected polyp queen
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2driver took us on a drive through his nightmare. When he finally slowed down and stopped at a bus stop we thought it was over until we saw the busstop station sign "Krueger Road".
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1I followed the hot chick for two blocks and finally got up the nerve to ask her out when she entered a biker bar. I hesitated and then entered. Everyone turned to stare
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4The great conductor Karstein raised his baton for the finale of his composition. The orchestra poised for the climatic finish. He clutched his chest and went limp on the podium
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4else on his diet until he was 18 it is no wonder that he became a beano junkie. A couple pills every hour kept down the worst of the bloating. Still his career as the human bagpipe
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2sang "Help! Help! I need somebody." The octopus playing tambourine, bongos, cymbals and snare drum. meddled in with "I'd like to be under the sea". Jason Manatee wearing a hawaiian
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5SHIT! THE CAPS LOCK IS BLOCKED. I'LL GET CENSORED BY THE ADMINS.. Ill hv 2 rtrn 2 th stpd cmptr. Hw cn cmmnct bttr? Braille. That's it. You'll have to feel my words
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6destruct... Suddenly Detective Jason Manatee yelled "Flanigan quick! The Heimlich! Before the evidence is digested!"... I could eat all the toast I wanted in Jail, sans BL.
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3But they never intended for him to eat it, instead tying him to the bedposts and whipping his bare chest with it and he soon developed a taste for it none-the-less.
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3The amazonian woman bowed and sat down at the piano. Her hands moved delicately across the keyboard hovering like two swans. He heard no sound but the movements mesmerized him
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3Peter Jackson, maker of Drive-in zombie classic "Dead Alive" has returned to the Dark side with "The Zombit". Gollum's severed finger is an excuse for zombie-fu, elf-aardvarking