Finished Folds (6001—6020)
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3A-2, and when the Admiral cried "You sunk mein battleshiff!" The Fuhrer dozing in the 1st row woke up and yelled "Have him shot!". Meanwhile the alies started doing "The Wave"
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6she smirked at his inept attempt. She was a sucker for losers & passed back the fake money along with a post-it with her phone number and winked. He'd be the 3rd counterfeiter she
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3Barbara met Chevy at Museum coffeeshop. He was crying into his latte and Barbara asked him what was wrong. He explained the Art exhibit of abstract photomontage moved him to tears
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3The garter snake was wrapped around the hostesses thigh. I was looking a little higher up which is why I missed it. The horny toad was also distracted and was eaten by the snake.
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2I thought that the quickie with a flight attendant was a testosterone-imbued cliché of young business executives. As a seasoned frequent-flyer, I scarcely believed the wink she
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8Zimbabwes yoddeling xylophone wacking virtuouso Urs Tikumu showed really quirky performances. New music links kept Jethro inspired. His global folklore events defied common beliefs
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6I gazed through the blinders hanging before the train window at the moire pattern formed by the neat rows of rice plants. We passed a crossing and the warning tone doppler-shifted
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9the diving board while the flapping buffalo wings and flew to the bottom of an empty pool and fractured my skull. I activated my "I've fallen down & can't get up" bracelet
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3Peter. To unlock Chuck Norris special abilities i typed in the secret phrase "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers". On the mutant vegetable level this was indispensable.
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5Fortunately I got a real steal on Hawkings old wheel chair at an estate sale in Chesterton. Now I have a really posh computer voice the nurses all dig and my palsied left hand
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5started a blog and whined about it. Someone called Foxy wrote "sour grapes, haha". The flea and lion had some sympathy for the tortoise and hare since their fight was rigged too.
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6Paris' new lapdog spent a lot of time at the coiffeur. Monsieur Jean convinced her Foufou would look very stylish with a weave of Paris' hair. The adage that dogs and their owners
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2Her eyes lit up and she salivated a bit. He described deep-fried snickers and left the bar with an arm on her voluptuous hip and winked at the guys. The skinny chick was dumbstruck
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1had had grown some she looked a lot like I imagined Medusa did. With a bit of face paint she made quite an impression at the sorority Halloween party and was elected polyp queen
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2driver took us on a drive through his nightmare. When he finally slowed down and stopped at a bus stop we thought it was over until we saw the busstop station sign "Krueger Road".
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1I followed the hot chick for two blocks and finally got up the nerve to ask her out when she entered a biker bar. I hesitated and then entered. Everyone turned to stare
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4The great conductor Karstein raised his baton for the finale of his composition. The orchestra poised for the climatic finish. He clutched his chest and went limp on the podium
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4else on his diet until he was 18 it is no wonder that he became a beano junkie. A couple pills every hour kept down the worst of the bloating. Still his career as the human bagpipe
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2sang "Help! Help! I need somebody." The octopus playing tambourine, bongos, cymbals and snare drum. meddled in with "I'd like to be under the sea". Jason Manatee wearing a hawaiian
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5SHIT! THE CAPS LOCK IS BLOCKED. I'LL GET CENSORED BY THE ADMINS.. Ill hv 2 rtrn 2 th stpd cmptr. Hw cn cmmnct bttr? Braille. That's it. You'll have to feel my words