Finished Folds (6001—6020)
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4After reading about how starving fruit flies and nematodes made them live longer, I decided to try extending the longevity of
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4How wrong I was. After sleeping with me, he lost interest. I was just another conquest. On the other hand I discovered his boyfriend was not boring at all. His Mayan dildo collecti
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3Without the constraints of society I rapidly degenerated. Breaking into homes and peeing on the carpets, eating with my feet, stealing library books. But then I began to feel watch
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3smell of hot dogs. Following their noses they ended up at a hot dog stand and Maggie encouraged Joey to enter the hot dog eating contest and he won! Watching fireworks at the beach
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1iridescent purple . The man paused and hummed insect-like the tune "follow the yellow brick road" while his mandibles clicked in time. Doro said "Those stripes make you look fat".
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5His wife was visiting her mother again - the dishes piled up in the sink. He ordered pizza, watched tv & surfed 'til 4am, slept until noon, didn't shave. He reached a new low when
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7the back off the calculator. We he jimmied the batteries he found a small neatly folded piece of paper. Disappointed that this couldn't be jimmied, Jimmy unfolded it and read
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1discolored boils of pus. They looked and smelled a lot like those sulfur cauldrons at Yellowstone especially when I squeezed them until they burst
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7His Manager warned him not to play his home town but did he listen? He considered skipping the whole shebang and just ascending outright, but decided to do the water to wine trick
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5What would be their secret handshake? Lex Luthor thougt they should use Kryptonite gloves, Prof. Moriarty argued for the dissapearing 6th finger shake and Dr. No wanted a footstomp
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3with a wideload flatbed arrived he had them put the Polaris sub in the swimming pool and invited his friends over to show off. When Tommy pressed the big red button
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3to be back among her native Fore people and eat brain after her successful adventure. It was the perfect cover for her activities as CIA agent in Papua
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3"Simon says, the World will end on thursday. The chosen few should sell all their belongings and rendezvous at Devils Tower where the mothership waits". The tweet went viral and
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5upstaged by Rosa who lept onto the stage and improvised a completely different beginning to "A Folding Story" than was in the script when she
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2"Don't worry, be happy". We passed the hookah around again.The guru opened his mouth to incant "Ommmm". I snapped and yelled "When are going to learn to fly and hynpotize chicks?"
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6fell face forward in an open barrel of mead. Org and Torq chortled into their mugs while Robspierre muttered in the corner "The king must die so that the country can live." Read m
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5apart from their primal bloodlust. Peter Parsnip was a Vegan hunter. He hunted only large tubers and the greater squashes. The Great Pumpkin was stuffed and mounted over his mantel
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2The Taco Hell's Angels. A turfwar ensued between his new gang, his old gang the McDemons, and the upstart all female "Wendy's witches". The Harburglar had to prove his loyalty by
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2Elvis impersonators. Apparently there was a karaoke contest in the Hotel and every middle-aged Thai with "sideburns" had entered. After hearing "Ruv me tenda" the umpteenth time I
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9Dmitri, went to my computer, logged himself in as "Fat Cat" and wrote offensive trollage on my facebook page. A combination of video and computer surveillance exposed my cat as the