Finished Folds (6161—6180)
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5After many rejections, in a cynical ploy, this time he sent poems from famous poets which he'd run back and forth between online english and russian translators a few times
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4(C) in Houston, and Bigfoot Barbeque (TM) in LA. The rapid expansion of Bigfoot BBQ and simultaneous disappearance of a number of beauty pageant starlets aroused the attention of
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3I replied, "Infestations are best handled with Predation. This way the critters population naturally tends towards zero". Later we released our digital predator onto the net.
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2whom we could never cure of the habit of spiting partially digested food and shiting together in a line only prolonged the inevitable divorce. I took the kids and headed for machu
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0most painful boston pimp slap which left a mushroom-like pink mark on my face that caused girls in classes to come on to me, just so they could get to know my well-endowed roommate
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1was hard to orient himself. He was lying on a cold surface and saw the sillhoette of two figures with over-dimensioned heads bending over him. One was holding a syringe-like device
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3Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
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3assumed she meant both and we had a mutually profitable transaction involving the exchange of some goods and some bodily fluids.
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2But in an unspoken agreement we let the matter lie. That is without actually stating it, we agreed to a policy of "Don't ask, Don't tell". Hiding my chicken-choking from my Mom
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8However, the pentagon didn't and in no time at all I'd hacked my way in to their central servers and got plenty of interesting material from Afganistan, Irak etc. that WikiLeaks
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1chest? It would like great as part of my meat dress. The bartender at Porky's Porker where used to celeb's trying to trad favors for their Porkalage and so lady Gaga's request
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3"A New Hampshire police sergeant was fired for using funds from his department's uniform account to purchase Ugg slippers as a
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0He decided that the best place to hide was behind the cashier with the enormously wide
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3rapy lovey womyn-machine relationship thingy. She'd had a brief fling with Waters just before she went completely womyn only and even then she was experimenting with the machine
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2make an ambition zit that looks like a pussy third eye dissapear, thought Harry looking in the mirror dismally. Then the zit pulsed disturbingly
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3It was a niche market in the flourishing new business of Soul-transfer vacations. Aside from experiencing Manatee gang-bangs, other popular "destinations" included
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4Especially when Mr. Bean insist I do the edging with his nose trimmer.
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1natural sand blasted scupltures with bizarre forms. Monument Valley was nothing compared to it and the Airforce had soon leased the land to a developer from Vegas who
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1He published his statistical proof of the existence of God in Ecclesiastical Reports of the Holy Dioces and his work was soon covered in mainstream media.
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1a box on Donuts and a beer. As soon as he sacrificed Robo Sheep, the prayed for items appeared which strengthened Homer's religious fervor. Surely they were kosher?