Finished Folds (6181—6200)
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1was that due to the daylong baths my skin was shriveled and wrinkly like a man of 80. This was a real turn off for most women, but after some time on the dating scene I discovered
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4They descended on the def poetry slam like a swarm of wordy locusts.
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1sat down and pressed the buttons marked with strange looking symbols. It was a bidet alright, but aliens had a different idea about
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1sociologist. The Emirates was among the notable gaps in our world atlas of sexual moires. We needed an insider, and Inez wearing the burka was hired on the spot. Her first report
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5what looked like a a miniature steamed monkey brain. Pointing at it I looked at him and mimed a monkey and exclaimed "oo oo oo". The Bartender looked amused and replied by
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0B'chugerroth's incarnation as my talking left testicle caused quite a stir among the guests at the Seance but B'chugerrroths bitching was annoying so for my right testicle I called
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2my uncle bequeathed me only a dusty old book. The book contained a list of cities. The destroyed Squid City my Uncle warned about was there and my home town Oyster Cove was next
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2I desperately rummaged in my enormous rhinestone encrusted gucci purse for my inhaler and pulled out the defibrillator, *damn*, epinephrine, designer dildo!? The tightness in my
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1it was stuffed with swan foie gras. Chef Robuchon liked to experiment with new recipes in his farm kitchen and the swans had enough of force feeding. The Swan rebellion
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1I couldn't really guess if she was trying to be sexy by laying her breasts on the top of the bar or just.
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2You see the nuns choked on my vile outbursts of swearing at the convent. Mother Superior thought I was possessed and the things they tried to exorcise me made this padded cell look
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1The Colonel walks on-stage and said, "Right, That's enough scarning about!" Not a woody sort of name is it? Scaaarrnn. Quite tinny really." A giant foot stamped on them. The End.
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4When we got to the horizon we realized it was a taupalin painted to look like beach, ocean and clouds and the sun was a large spotlight.
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4Beholders-Begone. The folks from BB arrived in full MirrorSuit montage. But the Beholder had transformed Richard and Marty into giant walking penises already.
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3fault line. The senior geologist, Dr. Smoot, unphased tried to explain about how it was due to creeping slip of the grand nonconformity. I told him "Croaking toads don't lie!"
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5crabbed my crotch. I turned the resulting itchy infestation to good use by training the lice to do tricks and joined the circus. The flying trapeze was very popular with ladies.
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4In a little known foray in avionics Orville Redenbacher developed a fuselage fueled with unpopped popcorn. On the maiden flight of the Popoville Flyer
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1They began to leer at the "snack" on the couch from under their nictitating membranes. How could they convince their furry friend to baste himself in barbeque sauce
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2know, being a beach tourist, that the local art hooligans flaunted establishment and a fleet of flatulant retro low-riders cruised by and shot off his kneecaps.
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0an enormous rear. It was hairy and there was a tattoo on the left cheek that said "