Finished Folds (6181—6200)
-
6My psychology project was to interview people appearing in viral videos so I sought out the kid who said "I like turtles". This is a transcript of my interview. Me: "Hi Jonathan".
-
10first base. girls + more booze + movie - halitosis = second base. girls + keys to dad's convertible + dental dam = third base and my equation for home base was girls +
-
1you're not going to get the smoked Salmon you're accustomed to Mr. Boddington" I said, scratching Boddie under the chin. I was starving but determined that my 12 cats keep their 9
-
1But he was just a taste of things to come. When they'd weighed anchor and exited the harbor, Kay saw the Captain appeared on Deck. His scaly claws, gills and black carapace
-
5After many rejections, in a cynical ploy, this time he sent poems from famous poets which he'd run back and forth between online english and russian translators a few times
-
4(C) in Houston, and Bigfoot Barbeque (TM) in LA. The rapid expansion of Bigfoot BBQ and simultaneous disappearance of a number of beauty pageant starlets aroused the attention of
-
3I replied, "Infestations are best handled with Predation. This way the critters population naturally tends towards zero". Later we released our digital predator onto the net.
-
2whom we could never cure of the habit of spiting partially digested food and shiting together in a line only prolonged the inevitable divorce. I took the kids and headed for machu
-
0most painful boston pimp slap which left a mushroom-like pink mark on my face that caused girls in classes to come on to me, just so they could get to know my well-endowed roommate
-
1was hard to orient himself. He was lying on a cold surface and saw the sillhoette of two figures with over-dimensioned heads bending over him. One was holding a syringe-like device
-
3Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
-
3assumed she meant both and we had a mutually profitable transaction involving the exchange of some goods and some bodily fluids.
-
2But in an unspoken agreement we let the matter lie. That is without actually stating it, we agreed to a policy of "Don't ask, Don't tell". Hiding my chicken-choking from my Mom
-
8However, the pentagon didn't and in no time at all I'd hacked my way in to their central servers and got plenty of interesting material from Afganistan, Irak etc. that WikiLeaks
-
1chest? It would like great as part of my meat dress. The bartender at Porky's Porker where used to celeb's trying to trad favors for their Porkalage and so lady Gaga's request
-
3"A New Hampshire police sergeant was fired for using funds from his department's uniform account to purchase Ugg slippers as a
-
0He decided that the best place to hide was behind the cashier with the enormously wide
-
3rapy lovey womyn-machine relationship thingy. She'd had a brief fling with Waters just before she went completely womyn only and even then she was experimenting with the machine
-
2make an ambition zit that looks like a pussy third eye dissapear, thought Harry looking in the mirror dismally. Then the zit pulsed disturbingly
-
3It was a niche market in the flourishing new business of Soul-transfer vacations. Aside from experiencing Manatee gang-bangs, other popular "destinations" included