Finished Folds (6321—6340)
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4"Dr. Ruth, my penis was singed in a grasskirt fire. Will my girlfriend be put off by the funny smell or curious burn marks?". The unflappable Dr. would reply, "
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3and realized that making my house into a giant fire ant terrarium had not been such a good idea. Fortunately, I had built up resistance but the colony was moving to the bedroom and
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3show them that the botulism burger was an acquired taste like blue cheese or durian. But his further experiments at the deli only served to cement his reputation
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3Kellogg's raisin bran. He couldn't stand hearing the ad since he worked at Kellogg's as an intern. There he found out that what looked like a juicy descicated grape was actually a
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3he couldn't run a spell-checker on his speeches? The town had brought forth three national spelling bee champions and was mighty proud of that. He egged them on spelling
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4naughtiness not withstanding he never noticed novices notoriety. Necrophilic nuns necked nightly in the knave.
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2ary footage and kept the camera trained on the fruit basket. My professionalism must have impressed him since he cocked the shotgun, threw the fruitbasket in the air and
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4He had a nose ring ,dreadlocks and was wearing mascara. I replied, "We didn't order anchovies". The pizza guy said "There was something fishy about your order, haha".
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5nerdy to boot. So he did what all hard-up nerds do, wore cheap aftershave. It turned out to be entirely unnecessary - Carmen had porked out in the 20 years since highschool
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4a commadore 64 tucked into his cranium. This explained Joe's 64 kbyte memory and his tendency to get stuck in endless loops.
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3heard since their ears had long since fallen off. Frostbite really ravaged putrifying flesh. "Maybe if they wore ear muffs?" Atlanta perked up, "Now thats a business plan!"
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1lathered up with antiyeasty cream but it was too late. My netherregions emitted the distinct smell of freshly baked cinnamon rolls and donuts. This attracted a squadcar of fat
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2encouraged other countries with cheap labor and no dearth of racism to underbid. Racism became something anyone could afford, even american white trash.
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3journey deep into the most sordid corners of "The District" as it was called. She could always find her way back to his apartment by following the underwear trail.
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2tread and now it looked like a flaccid whale foreskin. Not that she thought that, but he did. He allowed himself to free associate some more. Whale blubber... Sperm whale...
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1more milk.The bottle was nearly empty. He flicked the nipple a few times to remove the bubble and inserted it again. Thank God he'd escaped all that by signing on at the farm.
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2were boning his granddaughter. He called it Confucius tips for the morally superior. Anyway when grandfather discovered he'd cracked his best Ming Dynasty tea cup, what difference
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1and made a spot on pot of tea with the finest Makaibari silver tips. He popped the scones out of the oven, and with honey and clotted cream Pirate and boy enjoyed high tea together
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1anyone buy these? Let's try something different. Lets make quilts out of completely unexpected items." So they started collecting materials to make truly crazy quilts like
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2to say, "How about a quickie?" You said, "Clive, I'm marrying your brother tomorrow!" A brief pause at the other end, "So... you're still available right?".