Finished Folds (6321—6340)
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1proboscis into his nostril and I injected my pod into is olfactory lobe. Not long after I had control of his sympathetic nervous system and could control the skeletal muscles.
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1Egghead scientists, "this is highly unusual", "You may have a point there", and similar fare. When the started hemming and hawing about Ocham's Razor, she went postal.
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1I'm the worst procrastinator. At my wedding, I sent an sms to say "We're through" to my Ex just before I said "I do" to my Fiance. The others at the PA meeting weren't impressed.
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0were nothing special. What was important was the gas burners mounted under the pews and pressing the right button at the right time. Once Father Incendo had imbided a bit much and
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2"Are you questioning my ability to prepare fugu?!". I brandished my sushi knife.
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8and scaly immortality of Quetzalcoatl. The scales didn't bother him but the regular supply of blood offerings was more difficult. Fortunately he worked in a blood bank
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0wouldn't start. Two more snowmen pushed pounded on the door and a snowy arm busted a hole into the window. Things were looking grim until I saw Balzac's lighter.
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0said, "Admit it. I'm better at this than Spock". Kirk grunted approvingly, so George tried finding the other pectoral muscle.
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0Charlie Sheen piped in, "Yeah, I can relate. I have to fuck other people up". When Amy commented "That makes total sense, since you have no artistic talent Chuck",
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1he could only with great difficulty identify the individual ingredients. This time she really had him stumped. What was that subtle flavor he detected in the linguine?
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4they had to spend their vacation with an amorous orangutan named Wilma. The island had one bungalow and was surrounded by a river infested with piranhas .
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2brought up in the way's of the hunt and offer their first kill of the season to her. He had no problems with this arrangement and neither did his lovers, but the kids grew up in NY
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3get her secret fix of demeaning abuse. Being the President of the Woman's liberation front she had to keep up appearances. However, her husbands dark side took on more sinister
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0How many constipated authors had they managed to send on a snark hunt? That's what they called a writing assignment whose point was keep them occupied sisyphusian projects like
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1"Советские люди хотят энергичную и безоговорочную демократию.", Then he sang "Калинка Калинка..." while Baryshnikov and the Dog danced the Барыня.
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1decided that there weren't any good men. That's when Dr. Obsel introduced the bioengineered perfect gentleman. No flatulence, no beer drinking, no back-talk,
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5Put she was unimpressed. She'd apparently been threatened with a spatula before. Before a could show her what spatula's were good for she'd peppered by eyes with Tabasco.
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2skewered him adding a cherry tomato and a piece of pineapple to round it off and placed the shish kabob over the coals. Inspite of being sated, he salivated as the mouse browned
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0Spying a a nearby lake I ran and jumped in. Staying submerged long enough so they relented, but then I saw the swarm of barracuda.
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2islands with funky species found nowhere else. His crew would eat anything with meat on it and whatever was left he would press in his book, kill in a jar, or send to the queen.