Finished Folds (6341—6360)
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4was both the brother and cousin of Dorothy, you know the one who started doping when she was a kid and claimed that a twister carried her house to a country with flying monkies.
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2bought 2 hours of alone time with "Hot Tacos" which was worth the cigarettes since the old broad told plenty of lewd stories of her time at the texmex cartel.
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7a bit taken aback when I tried to heat up a pizza in the microwave and heard "Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that". I asked "What's the problem?" and the microwave replied, "I think
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4a color for the comrades in arms! I was a big fan of Red October, and liked to sing deep sonorous patriotic soviet hymns when launching my nuclear whistles.
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4"Dr. Ruth, my penis was singed in a grasskirt fire. Will my girlfriend be put off by the funny smell or curious burn marks?". The unflappable Dr. would reply, "
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3and realized that making my house into a giant fire ant terrarium had not been such a good idea. Fortunately, I had built up resistance but the colony was moving to the bedroom and
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3show them that the botulism burger was an acquired taste like blue cheese or durian. But his further experiments at the deli only served to cement his reputation
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3Kellogg's raisin bran. He couldn't stand hearing the ad since he worked at Kellogg's as an intern. There he found out that what looked like a juicy descicated grape was actually a
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3he couldn't run a spell-checker on his speeches? The town had brought forth three national spelling bee champions and was mighty proud of that. He egged them on spelling
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4naughtiness not withstanding he never noticed novices notoriety. Necrophilic nuns necked nightly in the knave.
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2ary footage and kept the camera trained on the fruit basket. My professionalism must have impressed him since he cocked the shotgun, threw the fruitbasket in the air and
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4He had a nose ring ,dreadlocks and was wearing mascara. I replied, "We didn't order anchovies". The pizza guy said "There was something fishy about your order, haha".
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5nerdy to boot. So he did what all hard-up nerds do, wore cheap aftershave. It turned out to be entirely unnecessary - Carmen had porked out in the 20 years since highschool
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4a commadore 64 tucked into his cranium. This explained Joe's 64 kbyte memory and his tendency to get stuck in endless loops.
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3heard since their ears had long since fallen off. Frostbite really ravaged putrifying flesh. "Maybe if they wore ear muffs?" Atlanta perked up, "Now thats a business plan!"
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1lathered up with antiyeasty cream but it was too late. My netherregions emitted the distinct smell of freshly baked cinnamon rolls and donuts. This attracted a squadcar of fat
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2encouraged other countries with cheap labor and no dearth of racism to underbid. Racism became something anyone could afford, even american white trash.
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3journey deep into the most sordid corners of "The District" as it was called. She could always find her way back to his apartment by following the underwear trail.
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2tread and now it looked like a flaccid whale foreskin. Not that she thought that, but he did. He allowed himself to free associate some more. Whale blubber... Sperm whale...
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1more milk.The bottle was nearly empty. He flicked the nipple a few times to remove the bubble and inserted it again. Thank God he'd escaped all that by signing on at the farm.