Finished Folds (6361—6380)
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2were boning his granddaughter. He called it Confucius tips for the morally superior. Anyway when grandfather discovered he'd cracked his best Ming Dynasty tea cup, what difference
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1and made a spot on pot of tea with the finest Makaibari silver tips. He popped the scones out of the oven, and with honey and clotted cream Pirate and boy enjoyed high tea together
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1anyone buy these? Let's try something different. Lets make quilts out of completely unexpected items." So they started collecting materials to make truly crazy quilts like
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2to say, "How about a quickie?" You said, "Clive, I'm marrying your brother tomorrow!" A brief pause at the other end, "So... you're still available right?".
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0perdition and it did this time too. Next morning, I woke in bed with that tramp asleep next to me, and a demon perched on the bedpost.
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0After that escape was easy. With the agents leaned in the window maglites at the ready, they turned into magma and flowed onto the asphalt.
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3but there was no answer. As the blood drained out of his nose in a constant stream, the Little Plain became first a line and then a point and was no more.
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4mutttered "cash or charge?". Just the the looters arrived and dived on the minidonuts stand and then mayhem broke loose.
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5many verbs we'd got into the start of this sentence so we heaved, stiffled, and then spilled rolls, sausage and relish all over in interior of Tigers new convertible.
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0dead grandfather who cooled things down considerably. Ever since grandpa had died, he wished that he'd talked to him about the important things and now gramps was in the bath.
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3decided the I would start wearing "Depends" so that I could pee whenever I felt like it in public. I took to picking particularly taboo locations like the Opera or
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1popular at MetaDesign. The presentations at the meetings were so amateurish, I swear some of the "Deesigners" were letting their kids scribble on a pad of paper. "Brut-design"
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3an ordinary sweater. It was the knitted from grandpa's ectoplasm and the injury caused it to begin to unravel releasing the his evil spirit. Grandma lurched for the exit.
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2Watson showed up and lectured us that we should do the human race a favor and keep our DNA out of the gene pool. Jim was never one to beat around the bush. The moral majority Pres.
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4pulled chicken in mole. It was clear that Chiquita was the culprit. She must have found about my trist with the maid. I flipped on the windshield wipers and pealed outta there
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2and all the while the money they claimed to be spending on the moon mission was actually being spent to secretly retrofit that flying saucer from the Roswell incident so they could
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2nights I watched old Disney cartoons featuring Pluto. Charlie was a lot like Pluto and this consoled me a bit, but after a while I started identifying with Mickey mouse and
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2you're not getting me to play "Jailbreak". What's that? You have a pigeon-guided missile you'd like to sell me?
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2chemistry labs and create roofie-dent. Most girls brushed their teeth before a date, he thought - and this way he'd score that much more frequently at the clubs.
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2collection of farts. He'd collected them from famous people after framing them and threatening to expose them if they didn't fart into the jam jar. They always complied.