Finished Folds (6361—6380)
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2Instead I needed to Ketch up with Mr. Tard. I relished the opportunity to rub in the fact the Majo-r Vlasic had given the top job at his Hotdog-stand empire to me.
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4stations SuperDiablo had to get through to get on the highscore chart and that meant getting the attention of Dr. S. There were always new vacancies to fill at the top of the chart
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2was coming on to me. Maybe he was one of those guys who liked full-bodied chicks like me. Then they feed you with high calorie food until you can't move and have their way with you
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5mean that his dance became quite imbalanced because only his right side was dancing where as his left side was numb. He looked like a marionette with the left strings cut through.
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2she ended up like the Marlboro man. But ofcourse the sugar lobby didn't want to lose their rotund poster girl.
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6the sharks arrived and began picking off the outer wall of their formation. This was not going well so we reorganized into the roman spearmint formation. The minty freshness
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0oblivious to his presence which was fortunate since they had become accustomed to human flesh.Unfortunately the chihuahua, who wasn't getting any of the remains did notice him.
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2the rumor that he had entered menopause. After the environmental contamination with compounds acting as female hormones, men began to experience PMS, hot flashes
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0employing nanospy devices camouflaged as buggers which could be glued on virtually any surface to bug the school which had mostly kids from secret service personnel as pupils.
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4and inconspicuous. I whipped out my sure-clip nail clipper with magnifying glass and clipped it off. Despite it's small size, this action caused considerable pain
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2left testicle. Hmm... what's this? My left nut's twice as big as my right nut! Hell, its bright green and what's all this yellow fur? Alan decided to visit Dr. Bruce Banner.
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3collect the cocoons but must then ship them to china where the silk is made into taudry bathrobes which are quite popular in the upper echelons of the communist party.
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3I called my mom dada an my dada mom.
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2Södertälje. I applied as refugee to a bunch of other places but I got provisional refugee status in Södertälje. At the interview they insisted I eat a plate of surstromming
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1going postal.
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2to "Planet of the Couch Potatoes". The studio audience were all reclining on individual sofas. The Showmaster prodded him again. He mounted her from behind. The crowd booed.
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2sniffed long and deeply from the tube. Dr. Griffin said "remarkable isn't it?". I nodded, in awe of the powerful workings of the scents. "I can fill a whole room with a small vial.
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1But that was at the end of the drive and we are only just beginning. Between New York and San Francisco, I experienced the road trip from hell.
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4operating Steve Ballmer for a cranial transplant. Apparently he was so convinced of the prototype for Windoz 2050 that he wanted to be the first to have the cybernetic enhancement
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4courses with real life situations, so I decided to one up them and pulled out my ceramic Glock and dispatched them one by one starting with Dwight. Let's see him CPR his way out of