Finished Folds (6381—6400)
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3. As his life force ebbed, Archie's goo goo eyes looked at me. "Juggie ... why?", he cried and slumped onto the bar. Veronica screamed, and I realized that all those years Archie
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3after stowing away on a pirate ship and sleeping her through the crew 'til she'd layed all but the Captain, but he and his parrot were inseparable. Lilly liked one-eyed men and Cap
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3Gummibear sex is not a pretty thing. And being prudish like most american tv watchers, he preferred violence and surfed over to "Gummiwars - First Jelly".
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0No, wait.. Ipods don't exist in this global warming apocalypse. I'm having a flashback. In the cave a severed head was impaled on a stalagtite or is it stalagmite? Dang I can never
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5picking, wash board scrubbing, and fiddling got to be too much, we cocked our shotguns and went banjo hunting
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1and screamed, what kind of stupid is that? She looked ashamed and said she'd named her after a particularly amorous escapade on the Beach with the Beach Boys...
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3face. Unfortunately, Avon called, and wouldn't be put off. The resulting explosion of tupperware
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0a thing of the past when he got the call from Jacques Cousteau who wanted him to appear on a special program about Whaling. When they got out to sea he wondered if the sponge
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0just as he was getting to the good part where Sigourney trys to communicate with the male Silverback. Needless to say, having his Adam's Apple skewered by Betty put a damper on
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2ole on the other hand enthralled him. It must have been the after-effects of the overdose, but the Special on the near vole-cousin, the Lemmings, inspired him to
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2thing that you might think though Maudes skin hung from her thin frame like a Shar-Pei except she had no fur. Alas, impressionable youth... Harold let it all hang out too
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0militant lesbian Neanderthal named Pat whose live-in biaatch Betty Rubble did the house work. Next door lived their flaming gay neighbours Freddy Stoneflint and Barney Rubble
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6the Wereladies - or Homo Canis Lupi. The female werefolk were pretty irrational, but positively loony during high tide.
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4You see they were into obese women. Or at least they wanted to be. They were all convinced that home plate was a big fluffy pillow and their goal was to be on cloud nine.
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3became rather amorous. He invited her on stage and began to fawn over her - when he said "O Mon chéri you are my corned beef" and began to kiss up her arm thus "x x x x"
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4, an idea which came in handy later in life, when I became a rich banker. But my fortune turned for the worse when I foreclosed on a budget retirement home for the elderly.
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5I'd been getting a lot of fallout. Not from the lattes. It was the lyrics I penned. The audiences liked our bands music, but their faces would turn ashen when we started to sing "
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5each a pint of his most expensive 1976 O-. "Bicentennial" was a good vintage he explained: Aids hadn't entered the blood supply yet, and allergic reactions were rare.
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2their... well do I really need to elaborate? Needless to say the pellets were an acquired taste but the kiddies ate them just for the reaction they elicited from adults. Yech.
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0persisted. They were attracted to his rank underwear. He fished in his pocket looking for something to keep them at bay. The novelty condom? No, ah.. the panties from his last date