Finished Folds (6401—6420)
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2sniffed long and deeply from the tube. Dr. Griffin said "remarkable isn't it?". I nodded, in awe of the powerful workings of the scents. "I can fill a whole room with a small vial.
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1But that was at the end of the drive and we are only just beginning. Between New York and San Francisco, I experienced the road trip from hell.
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4operating Steve Ballmer for a cranial transplant. Apparently he was so convinced of the prototype for Windoz 2050 that he wanted to be the first to have the cybernetic enhancement
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4courses with real life situations, so I decided to one up them and pulled out my ceramic Glock and dispatched them one by one starting with Dwight. Let's see him CPR his way out of
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3. As his life force ebbed, Archie's goo goo eyes looked at me. "Juggie ... why?", he cried and slumped onto the bar. Veronica screamed, and I realized that all those years Archie
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3after stowing away on a pirate ship and sleeping her through the crew 'til she'd layed all but the Captain, but he and his parrot were inseparable. Lilly liked one-eyed men and Cap
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3Gummibear sex is not a pretty thing. And being prudish like most american tv watchers, he preferred violence and surfed over to "Gummiwars - First Jelly".
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0No, wait.. Ipods don't exist in this global warming apocalypse. I'm having a flashback. In the cave a severed head was impaled on a stalagtite or is it stalagmite? Dang I can never
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5picking, wash board scrubbing, and fiddling got to be too much, we cocked our shotguns and went banjo hunting
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1and screamed, what kind of stupid is that? She looked ashamed and said she'd named her after a particularly amorous escapade on the Beach with the Beach Boys...
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3face. Unfortunately, Avon called, and wouldn't be put off. The resulting explosion of tupperware
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0a thing of the past when he got the call from Jacques Cousteau who wanted him to appear on a special program about Whaling. When they got out to sea he wondered if the sponge
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0just as he was getting to the good part where Sigourney trys to communicate with the male Silverback. Needless to say, having his Adam's Apple skewered by Betty put a damper on
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2ole on the other hand enthralled him. It must have been the after-effects of the overdose, but the Special on the near vole-cousin, the Lemmings, inspired him to
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2thing that you might think though Maudes skin hung from her thin frame like a Shar-Pei except she had no fur. Alas, impressionable youth... Harold let it all hang out too
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0militant lesbian Neanderthal named Pat whose live-in biaatch Betty Rubble did the house work. Next door lived their flaming gay neighbours Freddy Stoneflint and Barney Rubble
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6the Wereladies - or Homo Canis Lupi. The female werefolk were pretty irrational, but positively loony during high tide.
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4You see they were into obese women. Or at least they wanted to be. They were all convinced that home plate was a big fluffy pillow and their goal was to be on cloud nine.
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3became rather amorous. He invited her on stage and began to fawn over her - when he said "O Mon chéri you are my corned beef" and began to kiss up her arm thus "x x x x"
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4, an idea which came in handy later in life, when I became a rich banker. But my fortune turned for the worse when I foreclosed on a budget retirement home for the elderly.