Finished Folds (6401—6420)
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0unsated that day. Jesus tried to drive demons out of Rover, but Rover wasn't possessed. Licking their balls was just a thing dogs did. But Rover proved his dogged devotion the day
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0buliding is a combination of bulemia and
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2alley. Gumby and Pokey became pretty bitter towards the end, and lived up their names ending up on death row. But I am getting ahead of myself. It all began when Pokey
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0they were dead at which point the bad smell combined with putrefaction resulted in a taste many gourmets found to rivaled that of
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1turned out to be the zombie plot to extract brains of their victims which were then enjoyed like tea bags: just place in a cup, pour hot water and enjoy. The zen zombie ceremony
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3Fido waited patiently to eat the treat just as two blondes from the next camp jogged by in skintight bodysuits. He began to stand up. His wife said "Staaaaaaaayyy!"
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1underalls would work wonders in this place. The lot of them had diarrhea. We'd clam up when the boss showed up. The fake horns and pitch fork were passeé but
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6an entire bee hive. He began to regret appearing on "Wetten das...". He'd exaggerated about having done it before. Eating honeycomb wasn't quite them same. His head continued swell
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8I got an email from a cousin of an ex dictator in Nigeria who needed a safe place to store 15,000,000 $. I paid the transfer fee, and to my surprise the money was transferred to my
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4His loft was filled with "designer items": standing lamps that looked like street lights, a scratching post like a hydrant, recliners looking like economy airline seats. The worst
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8By 2250, society stratified into social engineers, consumers, and drones. The drones cleaned toxic sites, kept the robots in order, and were corpsicles for interstellar shipping.
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3I told the pet shop owner, I was looking for something different. He showed me a terrarium with two mounds at either end. "They're war ants, quite amusing but never let them out."
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1where apparently planted by Jim Henson after he'd retired from the Muppet Show and become a part time hypnotist. Worse still, he'd planted a hypnotic induction so that when I saw
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1. Unfortunately my plans to sooth her anger with the scratch'n'sniff t-shirt featuring her quote and a close up photo of my sphincter didn't please her as I'd hoped.
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2then a root canal is a root canal so we drilled holes in the tops of all the turnips, filled them with with dental cement. Unfortunately, we didn't know these particular turnips
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2looked on in horror. Cookie monster just spit out the chewed up head of Mr. Pooper or was it Looper? I can't remember. To distract the unmuppets I sang the alphabet song, "A is
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1Tom worked in the hospital because he was an avid fan of "General Hospital", and thought he'd finally been promoted to that surgeon job he always wanted. Arriving in the operating
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3wood paneling in the tv den. We call it the "secret panel panel". Trouble is, all the panels look the same and we eventually gave up finding it. It remained secret to this day.
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2to their lusty tutor for learnin' them to read Seuss classics like "One fish, two fish" and "Green eggs & ham". They came out of retirement and went platinum with country hits like
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5they know that I wanted to extend my loan of "How to become more organized & take control of your life"? The next post it note was pasted on the windshield of my car and read "