Finished Folds (6541—6560)
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3a daphinous membranelike obstacle and the more we tried to lick eachother's larynx the more tired our tongues became. He smiled and said "the latest in dental dams. Works great as
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1coax them to the age of puberty, but at the moment they were a rather sickly pair. Jenny and Jonny faced eachother and were connected just above the groin.
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4She began singing in a shrieking voice "Don't cry for me Velveeta". I was going to dispute that this is (or was) actually a kraft singles processed cheese slice but thought better
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2But what could be meant by "REM poppers"? He slapped the comatose almost corpse-like form in the face. There was some erratic movement of the eyes but the lids remained closed.
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0get the divorce without that stupid prenuptial clause you insisted upon. I should have known then that you had an ulterior motive for marrying me." Plates glasses and and iron flew
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5really turned me on. I was a masacist all out slob. The couch was a landscape of empty chip bags, cans of beer, beans and mixed nuts. The bleach stung good. I cried out to her for
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5kicking him out just because he insisted that everyone sing the village people Song at YMCA camp was a big mistake. He dropped a chunk of sodium, sulfur, & phosphorus in each toile
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3his anarchist book of trade secrets and flipped through, "formula for coca cola, heinz ketchup, the colonels 7 spices, a here it is " - his finger stopped at "original bubblegum".
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0t. Dusk. A pack of height-challenged wandering fools found her there and tormented her by poking there noses in her Pettycoat. When they got bored they let her out of the stock.
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1duckies". That was "The Pacts" code phrase to execute Plan B. My God, had it come to this? Plan B! What was plan B? I got the "The Pacts Book of Plans" out from under TV Guide and
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1read the Last Rites version from "Priesthood for Dummies", sprinkled some Cologne because he'd forgotten the holy water and they got out of there. The attendance at the Wake
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4became flat pink and unwrinkled. He folded it into a neat package. I thought: What will these Ad people think of next just to get a housewife's attention? Anyway my husband
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5but he didn't have access to african swallows, so he whistled supersonically and a cloud of bats converged on the mansion. The bats picked up thronds of the net under each coffin
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5a slightly charred pair of used popeye underwear and draped the firetrap around my shoulders and gingerly exited through the shattered window. headcheese and malic acid are an ex
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7for the touchdown of the spamwow ship. There was a break in the darkening clouds and the spamwow ship appeared whirling discolights and foghorn effects intact.
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8she lulls them to sleep. After that a bit of chloroform soaked napkin and their off to the basement where she keeps the bandsaw and meatgrinder in good working order. The sausage
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2Under the blanket he pulled her metatarsal during a particularly suspenseful scene and it made a resounding pop. The other girls on the sofa screeched in unison. Nosferatu
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4and screamed "Daddy, I waaant one!". Daddy was still mending his skull though he was clearly annoyed by Juniors whinning. Meanwhile the Ironwoman flamed a couple more bystanders
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7The Purple Onion, but the audience was surly and jeered, "binary freak", "Windoze-cleaner" and threw old computer chips, and Thermisters. The thermisters were the last straw.
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2realized that if Jimmy thought "am I a racist" then he was well on the way to becoming one. Jules finally piped in with "What about the Z" word?