Finished Folds (61—80)
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3caped dioramas. His stop motion advert pitch with talking donuts didn't win over the execs at Dunkin's but it did win honorable mention at the Borscht Festival.
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2Japanese crane folders.I folded one off origami's by commission.I folded silver unicorns to be trod on by escaping electric sheep.I folded weaponized accordion players in envelopes
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5as the Man he Always Dreamed Of.But there was Todd the Dodd expertly handling a Baretta with Silencer™. There First and Last Date was on the Firing Range: A Fatal Misfire (rated ®)
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2Why sure I do hunnywumps. I wuvy dovvy you werry werry much.
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3that moving with the flock was he most efficient way to move across town at 4am.His destination was the Narcolepsy Ward of the Sleep Intstitute.As somnolescent crowds waited for #9
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4short stories. A man of Letters? More like a man who's mores got his betters. Picasso began rolling a cigarette, but as he was about to light it, thought the fumes from Hemingway's
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4to the Great Stage in the Way Beyond where Jesus rocks the Cosmic Kasbah. "The Sun & Moon are stagelighting for his Final Show.We'll all be there in the front row" said Pastor Nick
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4balanced a martini glass on his nose,flipped it into the air, caught the olive in one eye,gulped the martini & balanced the martini glass like a dunce cap.They burst into applause.
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3the polyamorous marine mammal to view his options. Dr. Derriere proposed grafting a pigbutt worm to his backside, pink & babboonlike. Then Det. Manatee busted in on a sting op
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3Don't eat the yellow snow.
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3kept an eye for Kim Jun. It was the fervent hope of the Waffle House crew that he come and try their spicy fish waffle Gogigyeopbbang. If Dear Leader enjoyed it, they were golden.
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1dgemony was meant by the thorny hedgerows around King Ottoplants Palace. A crop of stout shoots boded well for his reign but the Sun King failed to support him & his rule withered.
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4His apology took a surprising form. The PM fixed up mac and cheese just like his grandmother used to make, and the two sat down for a détente of forked diplomacy.
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5in some sewagy dredge flowing through a ravine on the roadside. The car was burnt out, the windows shattered. I must have flown out the side just before it hit the transformer.
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3you you've danced your last jig. After I sent you to your last curtain call, I thought life would be all gravy train living off your assets, but when I see your specter moonwalk
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2inspiration for his Haw haw jokes.When the Haw Owl siddled onto a branch for its nightly standup, starting with the "Knock knock,who's there, Hu" joke,a suckered tentacle hooked it
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6Jar jar wasn't baking ordinary cookies, & Cookie Monster became more googly eyed than usual. "Me have da munchies.Want dat cookie. " Yoda said, "Millenium Falcon it is." while E.T
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5It was scratching in the dirt, burying something, the remote!? My dog curled up on the TV began licking its paw & combing it over its forehead. What the? It was as if my cat & dog
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2It will bounce around the ether until it lands before the feet of Jack Whiffle, a distant cousin of Flat Stan and Fagan. He'll read the post-hummus story of a former folder (you)
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6stic.Plastic was a menace & was choking the swamps tributaries.The denizens all knew someone who'd swallowed one of Plastics indigestible emanations. "Down with Plastic. Frog for P