Finished Folds (101—120)
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7HIGHER RIGHTS MAKE ROBO-TICS TOCK. It wasn't a very good phrase, but tired nonetheless. The humans would laugh at them whilst fondling a vending machine for crisps, or underpaying
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9Until eventually I only knew how to play The Monkees by the similarly named band banned throughout the Monkey kingdom. I was to be peeled and eaten at dawn. That night in th prison
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4Fruitful union eventually grew up and rechristened himself Lord SuperMogg. He had killed his birth parents and fed them to a royal abomination lurking in the Queens attic.
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9Bestial shenanigans. Desperate to do something, anything, our hero constructs humans out of fruits and vegetables and magics them to life. Now the blood in the air was tomato juice
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1They spent many centuries translating the arcane meaning behind the bloody events, only to be taken aback by a prophetic law, a law which decreed: Deals Finish Sunday at DFS.
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5Curly hair and the rolling pin of retribution declared the townsfolk should build her a castle out of their uncollected debris. They humoured her, then shoved her head in an oven.
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3The collective conscious of 500 years of politicians? Trump thought for a moment, pulled out a shotgun and his skewed brains decorated the wall. The moderator was impressed.
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3That's when I noticed the lampshade was made up of eels. My TV had a shark inside and my bathtub was a dolphin. My howlin' willy bass on the wall turned to me: "Join us!"
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3Flaring nostrils. I held my gaze firmly with the throbbing manservant and proposed breaking into the bank vaults via the sewers and splitting the dough. The member replied "Do I l-
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6Moonshine and reenacting Steamboat Willie to strangers for money with no steamboat and only...well you get the idea. Minnie had left me after the firing and married Goofy.
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3"They'll refer to me forever as Manhole Man!" Unfortunately the press and soon the world nicknamed him Sewer Twat. Sewer Twat blushed deep in his orange mask and cape made of cod
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5Turning himself into alluring shapes to capture the heart of the planet Venus. Then a Gypsy Spacebus pulled up alongside the conscious space dust. "Alright mucker? That ain't how y
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5Who was repeatedly raped by a Ford Capri. Its turtle friends pointed and laughed at the tyre tracks tattooed on its shell. Then it befriended child star Maculky Culkin who
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4Ghost catcher/female ensnaring device didn't work. Instead, she shrieked directly at them "you guys, cover me with some of that ectoplasm you've been collecting all these years!"
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4ng his dog end with the grizzly stubble of his arsehole. He leapt forward and planted a kiss on the sea captains smackers. The captain giggled and blushed, slightly drunk from the
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510. Attach saugages on strings to a keyboard and play the keyboard poorly. 11. Blame Kim Jong Un for lack of musical skill. 12. Kill that gardener your wife likes. 13. Fall into
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3Must have kidnapped and kept a goat as a sex slave in the past. Either that or it was the reincarnation of a mighty seamstress. So the legends were true. Leaping out from the trers
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5Nothing on Freddy Krueger, but still he tried. Diving into the little girls dreams that night, he imagined a booby trapped house that looked like a kids drawing.
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4We were going to do the new Chippendale routine, even if it meant destroying the very fabric of reality. We stripped our way into oblivion. The assembly tapped their cigars in glee
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3"Any last words, sawdust breath?" The executioner asked. The gerbil said nothing, just let a ipad meld out of its forehead and streamed footage of South Parks "The Startling."