Finished Folds (41—60)
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1"No. You haven't." The CEO got up and walked out of the boardroom.
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2luddite of servitude for I am but a luddite who has been sworn to servitude for the entirety of his life as a serving luddite of servile servitude.How may I be of service m'lady?
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5That's what the newly appointed Emperor thought anyway, until a bunch of kids in their X-Wings blew it up. Now how would he escape the noodly appendages of the great FSM?
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2That was it: case closed, or so everyone thought. The raccoon wars of 2022-2075 could not have been predicted by mere human minds. The war began shortly after this incident.
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1Suddenly I fell to the floor, clutching at my heart. "Boring conversation anyway" I quipped, as my mother took me in her arms and I breathed my last. Was it murder? Or
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4"Beep" whistled Artoo in reply. Luke pretended to understand, but the droid's electronic cries to be released from the endless torture of its existence fell on deaf ears yet again.
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1The answer was of course "No". My father was never the most understanding person when it came to my devious schemes to illegally obtain penguin meat for my insurance seminars.
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1a clockwork ballerina assassin dropped onto the yeti's shoulder. The diminutive figurine plunged her entire arm into its jugular, and drew a sabre from her tutu with her free hand.
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1of Kabalism, Economic Discourse, Ungratefulness and Politics (FCKEDUP). The Feline Council decided enough was enough. FCKEDUP kittens were wasting far too much time playing with
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2annoying, this writer included, especially when a certain neighbour of mine blasted out this hack songwriter's infinitely looping jangly key noises at four in the fucking morning.
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1No-one cared though. Barbar was determined to change that though, with his new heavy metal album.
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2in this country leaves so much to be desired that being in the top 10% still means that I have to live in a crumbling, rat-infested flat, regardless of how many Ferraris I can buy.
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3form a ring around Dorothy and Toto. Before long, the monkeys had cornered the two of them and whisked Dorothy away to the Death Star, where their Emperor awaited.
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3blow up Mexico with his experimental weapons-grade atomic device. He called it the Trump-inator.
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2giant crablike insect with a chrome carapace and chainsaw pincers protruding from every angle that blocked their path. The biker & the hiker decided that this was not one of the
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1Mountain cat and ceiling cat fought a terrible duel. Both fought valiantly, but in the end, only one could reign supreme and Ceiling Cat breathed his last. He will not be forgotten
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0but no-one cared because they were too busy playing Brockian Ultra-Cricket.
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2Then everyone on Earth died. How they died was almost as much of a mystery as how life went on as normal for about five years afterwards.
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2assassinate the president of the United States of America. Unfortunately, the restaurant's kitchen was somewhat less than sanitary and the would-be assassins contracted a severe
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1At that point, everyone just gave up. Everyone had had enough of chief engineer Jesus Luis Gonzalez's awful food puns. The incomplete taco was abandoned and never spoken of again.