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  tried to dodge the twisting, changing forms of the leaves that were falling from above her. Sunni quickly realised that

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  I guess I can die now. I've done everything.

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  2016-02-04 08:30:26

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  Then I realised that murdering a bunch of six-year-olds back in '06 had probably already netted me a place in hell, so I continued to stalk my next victim.

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  2016-02-03 08:49:25

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  to her Nerf gun. Red team was losing the nerf war, but Claire wasn't about to give up now.

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  2016-01-25 05:46:05

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  Darth Santa's evil plot was to destroy Luke Skywalker's new Jedi academy on the ice planet Hoth. Riding atop his red-nosed tauntaun, he leads an army of stormtroopers against the

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  2015-12-16 04:34:48

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  on top of the coffee table in my living room. Using my powers of baseball voodoo I could ensure that the team of my choosing always won.

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  2015-12-15 06:33:11

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  accrue a debt so massive that a paramilitary SWAT team was sent to collect it and before I knew it I was hiding from helicopter searchlights and living on the streets.

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  2015-12-14 07:27:33

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  h ScarFace & Pimp, but now their precious daughter Abscynthia would belong to them unless they could find some other way to pay off their debts.

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  2015-12-07 06:23:47

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  corner, brandishing a knife. Luckily, I had overcome my fear of clowns a long time ago and I kicked him squarely in the chest, sending him reeling back into a nearby birch.

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  2015-12-04 05:31:31

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  you to make sure your eyes were secure" said her mother, Moreen, who had witnessed the events. She picked up her daughter's lost eyeballs from amidst the pieces of shattered glass.

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  2015-12-04 05:29:33

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  . The weed from his own ears was delicious. He relished the taste.

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  2015-12-01 07:27:33

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  before being arrested for homophobic abuse.

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  2015-12-01 06:28:58

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  You've gotta do it really aggressively though. Shovel those pingas into your mouth and stare at anyone who comes near you like they'll be next if they try anything.

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  2015-12-01 06:25:40

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  afters in their books, but R.T.P. House said that they were just true to life. It was eventually uncovered that that statement had more truth to it than people had first assumed...

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  2015-12-01 05:58:00

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  general knowledge of human waste, but despite the clear academic value of these toilets, the department of cross-cultural toilet studies could never have predicted that they would

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  2015-11-30 05:28:15

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  Anyway, that was how I got kicked out of the wedding.

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  2015-11-26 08:59:17

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  had a virus that caused it to email my home-made porn instead of my Nobel Prize nomination. Surprisingly, I won, coming first in the category of coming first.

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  2015-11-25 08:03:48

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  The world was mesmerised by her dancing skills, but it was not enough to save them from nuclear Armageddon.

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  2015-11-25 08:00:30

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  Mr. Bear sighed deeply. The ancient codes had to be obeyed. He'd just have to eat in. He turned back into his cave and opened his fridge.

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  2015-11-25 07:59:03

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  The little girl's nightmare involved a realistic, carefully plotted murder.

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  2015-11-25 06:01:24