Finished Folds (21—40)
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7"I can't smoke my morning bong bowl because someone took every lighter and box of matches in the freakin' house!" The recently turned 18 year old screamed at the top of her lungs.
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0macho. Something that said, I'm not bitter. The lady to his right was glowering at him. He chuckled and whispered,"Don't want me to stare at your tits? Don't wear writing on yo
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2actually invest it. LOOK AT ME! I have open sores, meth-mouth, burnt fingers - I'm obviously a speed-freak. Lindsay Lohan looked in the mirror, "Mirror mirror in this stall, who'
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1Especially when they tell you those secrets, but then have to kill you. That can be a bummer. If you are dead, who will buy that bitch a Mother's Day Card? Maybe that will save m
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2¿Usted es de Argentina? ¡Bienvenida! no digo el español. Pero mi perro hace. ¡Él dice 'L. You are from Argentina? Welcome! I do not speak spanish. But my dog does. He says Woof!
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3golden retriever. As cute as it was however, didn't distract from those... those CHIN HAIRS!! Damn girl! Sell some candy bars or get a second job or something and get those
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4was firmly packed into his thong, and reinforced with discarded dragon scales - a natural flame retardant. His vibram's matched and he felt quite confident scaling the wall
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6And did I mention the neoprene fetish that seems to be inherent with this species? But I suppose it could be worse... Like that orca with the ponytail fetish. Ponytailaophilia,
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4"eh-eh, eh-eh" said Flipper. "wait," said Det Manatee, "what do you mean 'wrong hole'? Are you making another dolphins sex joke? AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?"
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4"What sa matta you?" Colin asked in his heavy Italian accent. "What is 'wasamata'?" the Iranian clerk asked. "Is that code for shwarma or bomb?"
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6nment. The radioactive tuna from the Fukoshima plant was turning the dolphins into zombies. When Det Manatee translated their chatter on a special device, they said "Fin's, FINS!
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2oyfriend, where'd you get such skinny 'tards?"
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2ass, you fruity bastard? They keep crawling up my nose and I am 2 growls away from showing you what a REAL Kar'takin is!" Lovingly, Warf.
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4For Todd was a short man, and a lanky one at that. Even his toothbrush shank looked out of proportion to his physique. Did he really think that gangsta talk bullshit was going to
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1the fear of drowning, for he was just a volleyball. Mr. Rodriguez found Wilson when he plucked that scraggly FedEx guy from the water. His wife found the bloody "souvenir" re
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8Unfortunately, that meant I had to get a sex change and breast and butt implants, nipple rings, and a hairy mole inside my left thigh -her being a swimsuit model. Who do I kill for
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1as if all the talent got flushed down the toilet just proved that to gt anywhere in Hollywood you had to kissing, or related to, an ass. Of course, if you are rich and don't give
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6What was it with this coach, expecting one armed Ziggy to do a perfect pull-up? Of course he was going to swing somewhat like a monkey, but that's no reason to be a
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3Had I not already been bleeding profusely, I would be begging someone to just kill me now than to hear that song again. My sight faded as I glimpsed, no HEARD hell... Rick Aston,"
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3read a title like that. What would mine be? Nick the Whiteneedle? What's next? Naming a brown horse Chocolate Thunder? Racists, the whole lot of them, thought the jockey.