Finished Folds (81—100)
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2given that the liquid latex had entered every orifice. The members of blue man couldn't eat, hear, or sh*t, but luckily could still breathe & speak, "Why aren't the Celt's BLUE?"
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5forces have failed to expel Satan's child from her womb, so now it is all up to you..."
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6, I said, as I realized their gaze was more a focus of energy as a hot spot started to develop on the middle of my chest. The women, dressed in ha-jib' and lace panties chanted, "
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5bubbles stuck to all the naughty places he really was hoping to catch a glimpse of. Apparently, so was her servant. Fortunate for everyone but the servant, as he was a unich, or
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7uninspiring. I think I would rather safety pin my scrotum to my underwear than listen to some divorcee, Rosie O'Donnell look-like demand that I "Deal with" her bitterness at
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3In fact, Chef DJ was so skilled at producing culinary electronics and trance, a new music sub-genre was created, "DiJoning", described as creamy with a bit of ZING!
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2to the tune of wretched wretching, until there was nothing left but a random dry heave. "Thank Dog that's over! I'll NEVER eat green bananas on Thanksgiving again," said Reptar
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0atop his massive hairy shoulders, and bit his ear off, Tyson style. I could help but laugh while the Yeti screamed in pain, "Heh heh, Yeti tastes like Tyson chicken
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3way around. Little did Magic know that as soon as she had him snared, she would never shave again. Her lustrous blond hair now limp under 4 inches of black and grey roots and her
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5Mr. Sandman felt it would be easily overlook. No one would know that clicking on that graphic would lead you to the magical realm of
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1Erasers are like wine. You can get your dollar store variety, but they lack texture. Depending upon when and where they were stored impacted the flavor as well. She preferred used
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6Being off the anti-psychotic meds was awesome! I had so many friends in my head again, and super powers!! I felt renewed, loved and murderous, which went great with my Oreos and
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4I could even begin to taste the blood in my mouth as I felt my fangs grow and pierce my bottom lip. I spoke and the words. Came out. In a poor. Bella-Shatner. Imper... Sonation.
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1Chi and armed with my Cherry Blossom throwing stars, I perched outside the Mormongas nest, and eyes wide I waited
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5back to the Land of Nod?" he screamed. No sooner had the words left his mouth when he remembered what Inkin and Blinkin told him about mammoths and time machines, "
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6ames bobbed helplessly, part from exhaustion, part from shame. Both equally tiring. Lack of confidence was taking it's toll. "White Whale" was original, but as he looked at his red
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8starting an intergalactic war that could not be halted with mere Millenium ID Glide. Sure, it is tasteless, removes make-up, and is a hair de-frizz in a pinch, but
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5And then the unthinkable happened. Mr. Potato Head was being turned into Mrs. Potato Head! Her parts fit on him perfectly, and it felt so NATURAL! And Mr./Mrs. Potato Head
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5and a nightclub purging itself of a coke fiend proved too much for chalky's resolve. As the stilletto's clicked and wobbled, he lined himself up and prepared for the best.
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4substitute was taking over the galaxy. Capt. Aspartame and Lt. Phenylalanine were brainwashing the masses. On the flip side, chocolate bunnies felt safe from ear-circumcision