Finished Folds (101—120)
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6but my fantasy was destroyed when a truck crashed through my bedroom, sandwiching my 350 pound 50 yr old frame between 2 layers of pantyhose and the main wall to the living room.
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6...ustrated. It was a hand me down project from his brother. Apparently mache-ing ran in the family and the issue was from their father and his father before him. His name was
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4"So what do you think?" she asked, licking her tryptophan staff. "Are you sleepy, or do you want another piece of THIS?" and deftly placing the baby swiss between her toes, she
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6But Ensign Pete was oblivious, running through the sprinklers in his red pull-over saying, "I don't see any flower-pots that look like heads..."
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3thought the cat was nuts and ate the cat, saying, "That was the best tasting..." but before squirrel could finish the sentence, Alice
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2made out of salad?
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1I was teased because the Chrismanaka presents sucked. They were Chanukah presents, but more of them. But I could cast off getting socks and underwear as gifts because I am male.
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5or just squeak? We stared, unblinking, mine eyes bulging. I panted so she would think I was trying to communicate then groomed my tail. As she turned I loudly hissed, "YESSSSSS!"
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0but luckily, they had ear-drums, so could still hear. But the thief didn't know this and looked stupidly at them, and continued on his way while the earless asked, "WTF's w/ him?"
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1Wallace and Gromit! Gromit, being sensible, assessed the barn and deeming it a hallucination, he deftly removed his pipe from his pocket and dumped the contents. He looked at
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6Yet it is so hard when he says in robot voice, "I may be disabled, but give me a break - what man wouldn't want to be treated like a sybian? Foreplay is my MUTE button!
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4really missed Pee-Wee. "Sit on me," she said. Then she moved as he proceeded to sit and Morpheus fell, cracked his head on the coffee table and died.
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5some green too, you bastard," I thought. But thinking and doing were 2 different things, and all I had were these 2 green bananas, so I put them to work in
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3"So hurry up before Paula Dean get's there!" But sadly, it was too late. Paula was there, and with an evil laugh, she gave all new brides the recipie to the Lady's Brunch Burger.
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2"maff noff merry mife" she said.
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3wonderfully. For dog ears, specifically a sheltie, that was another story. The sheltie had to find his master's dictionary and look up "verisimilitude" and "vibrissae", and said
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6mediocre size, but the females were like a super-nova! With each split end, another head grew, and with each head a new mouth to yell, complain and bicker about
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5that does nothing but pop her gum and giggle doesn't help matters at all. She is cute, vulnerable, and vapid. He is constantly at odd's with his mind and his
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3"The Sign Formerly Known As Prince". If only the pony had listened to her mother before putting such a permanent mark on her hide. Instead, she told her mother to
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4of fruits and nuts, and the random squirrel. Luckily, there was plenty of mustard which worked well for