Finished Folds (41—60)
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5We are sending them to planet Heshe, where girls can be boys and boys can be girls! Everything is non gender specific, because pink is just a color there." The hemaphrodites were
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2done this once already, it's ghostly imprint and all that remained on the sliding glass door. You could see the head imprint. The cat looked satisfied and full. The couple inside
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5angry yard gnomes and ceramic pigs. I would wake, panting and sweating. During those times, I would gaze upon the framed expired gold-card and wait for the tingle to start growing
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1girls, cheese-in-a can, a condom, and a roll of bubble tape. I might be able to patch the raft with the bubble tape, but the incessant garlic-breath bitching of the vegan girls
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1"The Whale Tail" bar. "I SHOT FIRST, DAMN IT! To hell with all you PC pansies!!" slurred Han from a dark corner. A permanent and vicious sneer complimented the scar on his chin
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8was just below his left eye. He sat very still, focusing on denying the impulse to smooth away the spasmodic contraction... anything to distract from the fact that no new folds
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2, glazed over from energy drinks and robo-tripping, glanced my way without even seeing me and then back at the zombie-killing game. "What a waste" I thought as I stepped on the acc
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3said, and forced it into his hand. He looked at it, puzzled. What is this made of?" the little Quaker boy asked. "Woodchips, nails, and flat black paint," I said.
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5Taking Alfred's suggestion into consideration, Gordon asked Batman, "What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?"
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2around to make sure he didn't hire a illegal to do it for half the running labor rate?" Punchy Bunny started tapping her toe. I took a deep breath and choked. She won again.
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5shave before being operated on. Licking the stitches would be easier that way. As long as they didn't remove the tufts of hair from hears, it would be ok. He looked distinguished
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5responsible for turning all the lettuce into taters. They chose to kill him with pieces of other vamipire taters simply because it was cheesy. But Vampire Mr. Potato had eyes every
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5it back to you, and then you will do as you promised? Like that Korean gal in the salon who advertised 'prostate massage, for health'?" "YES!" she shouted, "Now eat the poison bef
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3"Do you like to dancy-dance? Yes, I wore my party-pants!" I woke with a start as "German-Sparkle Party" music replayed over and over in my head. I'm going to kill her for showing
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2r plant. My face is now considered a weapon, and the radioative boils on my ass can wipe everything out within a 5 mile radius when lanced. My anger made me flush, and sweat glow
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2"Yo, yo, wha's up, dawg? Check dis ho!" said Greg. "Dis hot ho be mine! She puddah smire on my face all da time! Just don touch her hur. Gurl crazy 'bout dat weave." Bobby kept
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4He would be sure to move the cat from Flapjack's pillow before he came to bed, but no sooner. He looked at his watch, five minutes to 10. 10 after 10, the sneezing would start,
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2k shrugged, "What can I tell you? He looked so happy, I didn't have the heart to tell him that tuna and oatmeal cookies don't taste so good together. Be more concerned about radia
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5al space. "I should have gotten a larger Zentai suit, and without the gloves!" said Lovecraft. The zippered crotch access panel got snagged on his public hair, leaving a small
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4He changed his name to "Spud", too: Spud Starchy McStarchPants. He looked in the mirror and reveled in his appearance. "If only I could find a foodie as dedicated as I am, to