Finished Folds (181—200)
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4The other duties he was forced to perform as the official girlfriend of the 2 million plus US prison population began to really take it's toll. He felt like it might drive him to
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1This announcement was incomprehensible to the American audience who looked at their new Chines overlords with much fear. Soon the Chinese began putting them to work, constructing
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4As you begin construction you realize that you need to build something a bit more sturdy than your average rowboat. And you'd better bring some animals along, cause it looks like
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4The flowing tide of vomit began to reach my knees and I felt as though I might do the technicolor yawn myself. I felt the acid in my throat and the rising contents of my stomach as
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8TLC paraphernalia. So he set about concocting a scandal to get the attention of paparazzi. He started getting very drunk at hollywood hotspots, but nobody payed him any mind.
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5a confused puppy as she sounded out the syllables, "com..pu...ter. What's that?" The doctor resolved then and there to stop hiring his nurses from the Loboto Work Temp Agency.
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5he'd been drinking quite heavily. As he stumbled into the living room mouthing off considerably to his employers, a fire burned off in the distance. It looked like the demon was
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5Grigori Rasputin. He had never really died and had been running Russia in secret all this time. The head of state police was shocked to see him and fell to his knees in praise.
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6that it's the only path to wisdom endorsed by my personal life coach, who must be the wisest of all the life coaches, because I'm paying him a lot of money.
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5everything I was advertising till later that night when I took off my sandwich board and saw the almost subliminal advertisement for a particularly disgusting sexual act.
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7her self esteem either. She pretty much had to live life like a man, as all the advantages of being a woman fell squarely to the attractive. So she really started manning it up,
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5the little demon's mother, clawing at me with all her might. The baby let out a mighty roar and suddenly I felt the weight of a thousand stones in my hands. It was too late now.
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2and went to clear all the dead rotting smurf bodies that were causing such a stink. A proper burial would be time and labor intensive, they reasoned, there had to be a quicker
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9the ceremonial song as the tiger lovingly ate Jim, savoring every tasty bite. After the tiger was satiated the group blew their party horns again, celebrating Jim's birthday.
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1Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town
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7had changed the country dramatically, finally ending the war on drugs, ending poverty all around the world, and eliminated every person with an ill thought to America via execution
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3of Jenny's other rare disease that renders her unable to digest anything but beef. Jenny went on to contract several other rare diseases and became a regionally famous sideshow act
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7A bunch of ninjas with jetpacks appeared out of nowhere and slaughtered the whole room. My life was over, and I learned that a person can't outrun their mistakes. Ninjas are fast.
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9hadn't yet gone through puberty. No doubt about it, he was a werewolf. So when the night of a full moon came, he took extra care to bind himself. He didn't account for the power of
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3The Smurfs didn't take the jokes well, and flew at our ankles in a fury. Their fury was relentless as they clawed and bit, but we managed to squash them all. We had saved our town.