Finished Folds (301—318)
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3down to the planet's surface and looked around. "What a dump," he thought, as he walked to one of the slums huts. "So where can I find some crack?" he asked the first person he saw
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0what had happened to the watch I'd had crammed up my ass? It just disappeared! That watch was for my son, what would take it from me now? I curse the day I found that mixture.
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6but I guess that's what I get for being so easily confused, Heh, last time I wandered into traffic it was a real scene, wish you had been there. You don't need crack to think like
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2Man did that mailman look sweet all oiled up. If I try real hard I can still remember the look on my dads face as he pinned that oily man, veins popping out, grunting like a
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0away, sufficiently chastised. The crisis was averted today, but he knew that ant had a lot of friends, and one day they would be back around, worse than before.
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4he was surprised that the guy didn't show up. Used to be he wouldn't leave you alone if he heard you say his name across town. But for the last few months he'd been AWOL, and who
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7I scoffed heartily at his stories, tales of dead little girls and a wandering axe murderer. I parked my BMW and went into my new mansion. I wasn't going to be scoffing for long.
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3power!". It's a good thing I had the steroids too, if I'd tried what I did when I was flabby it would have gone quite differently. Her decapitation was the most satisfying thing
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0swarms of locusts quickly moving toward him. Before he could scream they had filled up his nose and mouth, moving around in a delicious mix of locust flavor, the kind they kill for
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2with some of the work I did to pay my way. It might look degrading or subhuman to you, but there really wasn't a better way to make that kind of money so quickly, at least, not
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4and that's not even bringing up the point of what to do about all the feces, investment poodles are famous for their gargantuan piles of feces. It wasn't that long ago that the
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5I really don't have a better story than the time that girl with cerebral palsy wandered into my bar on clown night, and those drunken lunatics took her into the parking lot and
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2It was a short lived pride though, as B'chugerroth's mother revealed herself behind them and stabbed them both to death, quickly turning them into a red pulpy mess.
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5Looking out over the canyon, Stan wondered how it had come to this. The last thing he remembered was jamming in the suppositories and then it was all a blur. He had a faint
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0As Bethany began to doze off, I walked into the foyer and examined my handiwork. Nobody was going to see those census workers alive again, that's for sure.
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2at them they started to glisten, as if producing light of their own. Boy, that was some great moonshine, I thought as the hallucinations grew stronger. I love my job.
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1covered in not just his juices, but also gallons of embalming fluid, making for one hell of a stench. As she ran towards the gas station while carrying a torch, she noticed that
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3robbed every member of the staff of their ability to flee crime scenes. So when the ritual murders started at every location, every employee was rooted to their spot, bathing in