Finished Folds (21—40)
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3do a dance and drink some wine while I do it, cause nobody gets anything for free around here. My relationship with Amanda remained strictly presidential, but I could tell she
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2out of Bruno's ass for the 30 whole minutes it took to eat dinner. Cookie and Bruno were a strange couple and I think the names were made up, Bruno is a strange girl's name.
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5as I sank below the quicksand. Suddenly, my feet began to move freely, then my waist, and then wit ha plop my whole body crashed through the ceiling of a secret underground lab.
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2make a serving tray full of said non toxic paste and the paste was handed out like horderves to all the hungry disgusting mongoloid children who greedily lapped it up like the
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5get a job in television and work my way up the ladder, first getting some writing and production credits to my name, then eventually getting a show of my own which would be just
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2bears from the abandoned zoo nearby broke in and started causing a ruckus and the valuable information I'd paid 400 dollars to hear was going to be lost forever cause I wasn't
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4was a degenerate piece of animal waste with the mind of an alligator with downs syndrome and the living habits of a meth addicted prostitute hermaphrodite copropheliac from Alabama
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5the bank on time. I hurried to catch the bus but I missed it by barely a minute. I walked, dejected and broke, along the streets, sad that I was so late and powerless to be early.
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9and nothing else. It wasn't a very successful club. Lola and Bernard enjoyed themselves though, and the eccentric billionaire that funded the club was satisfied with this.
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2Well, you'd be really disappointed with the answer. She got a job as a telemarketer and worked there for decades. She lived alone her whole life and never had so much as a hobby.
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9The myriad nooks and crannies of the dark internet had proven fascinating and disgusting but Henry wasn't prepared for the shocking finale to his late night browsing, as he came to
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4The apocalypse of 2012 had gotten off to a slow start, but once it was underway it was a great time from beginning to end. This was definitely the apocalypse with the most alcohol.
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4is my use of the word weird, it's like I've got a complex or something. You can hear it right? Weird. It's weirder than that kid with the weird tourettes or the weird old lady who
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7over and over and over again and it was beginning to look like anarchistic button mashing was going to win the day. But the calculated button pusher had a strategy to win. He
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2or start my own cult. People seem really interested in my points of view. I'll charm them with the political stuff at first, then work towards revealing that I'm the new Jesus.
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2inundated with cheap Chinese knock offs of human skin handbags and human skin clothes that were actually made from animal skins. They were functional but just not the same.
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7all being overshadowed by Mariah Carey hitting a sustained high note for near an hour in the middle of all this commotion. Nobody within 5 miles ever heard anything again.
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3And that was the sign off for the IRS propaganda that polluted the minds of many impressionable youth. Had the government known the disastrous consequences of their brainwashing
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6So I surreptitiously passed her a note during lunch that read, " I like you. Would you like to be my girlfriend? Check one of the boxes below to answer - [ ] Yes - [ ] No"
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1coming from the apartment below mine. There was a hole in my floor/their ceiling and I used the hole to thoughtlessly discard the waste from my nuclear powered drum kit.