Finished Folds (281—300)
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2On the way down the block I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen for years. He began regaling me with his recent adventures in jail, many of which included
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1thanks to the flesh eating bacteria he'd picked up on his trip across Africa. He set off to work, blissfully unaware of all the blood that would soon cover his office walls.
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4As the Dirk ran his fingers through over his gun he couldn't help but remember what that funeral director had said to him the other day. "Don't forget to wash your hands, and for
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2an Mrs. Knudsen's class knew they'd never forget that magical day. Shortly after his unceremonious firing, the zookeeper was hailed as a hero by 3rd graders everywhere.
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3So i got in my car and set off, screaming with a megaphone at passerby about the upcoming debut of Frosty. I was soon arrested and my time traveling adventure came to an abrupt end
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4and watched it's womanly bosom heave into my face. Pure estrogen radiated out of every pore of my being. It was time. Gaia would soon rise from the sea to wreak havoc on Tokyo.
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5called upon the Wu Tang clan by reciting the magical incantation. As the Wu materialized before them, Jim Brown and Jess Jackson began circling the pentagram drawn on the floor
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8the underground network of mad beat doctors who spliced and diced them for some crazy beat soups to be distributed all up and down the ghettos of the Ukraine.
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6the power and sheer elegance of a burrito but to no avail. It's been a trying several weeks of testimony. I long for the day when I can see my family again.
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2I knew where I would find her. There was only one truck stop bathroom in the whole state that had what she was looking for. So I greased up my holes and prepared for the worst.
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2she knew there would come a day when she'd have to engage in lively bear fornication when she took the Bear surname. She pondered her decision making abilities as she greased up.
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4This is the story of how not only how I came to be in possession of a commodore 64, but also the events that made those computers so rare and desired in the first place.
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5Suddenly, my thesaurus spontaneously exploded and my vocabulary shrunk to a fifth of it's normal size. How would I talk to Abelia now, especially since her thesaurus is still
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2with large pointy sticks. The Monkees just mimed throwing them though so the Swiss were never in any real danger, slaughtered the Monkees quickly, and safely made their way home.
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2the last batch of jokes his writers had come up with. So he set off to do his show, confident that it would be genuinely entertaining to many and that he wouldn't be hit by a bus.
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4good old fashioned meth. But if Rich was going to be the healthiest meth head in the trailer park he would need more than just his collection of drugs and money.
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8He quickly stopped all his scientific work and started exclusively pursuing his now lucrative modeling career, becoming vapid and uninteresting nearly overnight.
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4so it looked for certain like I would freeze to death. It was then I remembered what I'd hidden in my spacious body cavities: fire, and plenty of it. The pure element of fire
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5a great day for that guy. A few days later me and my buddy were out carjacking people for a few quick laughs, when who rolls up again? You guessed it, officer douchebag. Why did
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6when performing his duties as a waiter in his father's fine dining establishment. This role would bring him respect, he hoped, oblivious to signs pasted on his back every night by