Finished Folds (41—60)
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6up, at the sky. The stranger furrowed his brow in disappointment. "I'm sorry, Gnaus, you've failed the test of moral integrity. We're going to have to put you down." The boy ran
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1PLUCK my WICK from this candle I'm holding. Christ, get your mind out of the gutter." Sighing with relief at the prospect of getting to apply my community-college degree, I set to
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5inwardly slavered with closeted desire. But you can only forget about falling bodies for so long, and he returned to watching as they hit the pavement with wet packing sounds.
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6an unexpected tidal wave, unrelated to the viral outbreak. This isn't Hollywood, and stuff doesn't always happen for a reason. Escaping in a special submersible, the committee
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6and dashed into the clean and brightly-lit alleyway. I expected to run into a gang of thugs, but there was only a group of little girls playing hop-scotch and jumping rope.
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6the Earth slowed down a bit. It was Gort's second attempt to destroy it, but it was hardly a notable event because the Silly putty distracted him. Turns out he's ADHD.
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5the Kool-Aid™ guy. If he started dancing, the resultant property damage was going to be in the tens of thousands. And God help us all if he clipped a support beam.
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1FunHouse For Adults™ founded by our local legend, Pee Wee himself. He had personally bestowed on me the highest honour, the golden bike trophy, awarded for my skills as a
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4but he was apparently too late. Piled in front of the entry gate were the remains of several human bodies, preserved by the harsh Scottish winter. Jamboni's attack-rabbits whined
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5His fingers danced furiously over the mobile hacker-pad dangling from the front of his belt, and the cashier's monitor suddenly proclaimed he had paid in full for his order.
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3The mystical duplicate obediently laid down and went to sleep. "Visiting that witch-doctor was the best decision I ever made," the man said to himself, grinning. He climbed into
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1surprising fellow passengers on the train. It's like getting a soggy phallic backhand across the mouth, accompanied by an electric discharge that leaves a disfiguring mark. The eel
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5and have incited biblical-scale riots. Todd kept whining though, so we picked him up bodily, popped the trunk, and shoved him in. But we couldn't close it because he drove a Prius.
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4boarded the train bound for New Jersey. "Good riddance," I said to my friend. He nodded in response. "What a loon." We retired to the man-cave and played the classic fighting game,
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6supply of human sacrifices, willingly provided by his own people. They saw the blood rite as the highest attainable honour, and competed to find the most deserving. Blood-smuggling
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5In the climactic fight scene, Ultracop unleashed a fury of punches inhumanly fast. Timethief, able to skip around through time, was able to dodge them all but couldn't retaliate.
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2The honey I sought could only be found underwater, in pockets of air. Rare amphibious water-bees stocked their hidden colony with this most delectable substance, and I had to have
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1his head. He moved the mouse slightly to the right, and the mysterious arrow above him followed suit. Someone knocked at the door, and he flinched. The massive arrow flew backward
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5He made a raft the fastest way he knew how. He grabbed the nearest forest animal, a sleeping Kodiak, and with a grunt threw it into the river. He just had to catch up to his Yorkie
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4The cigarette forests had to be clearcut, the bulldogs died of starvation, and the peg-legged cops were forced into early retirement (citing performance issues). This Mountain,