Finished Folds (81—100)
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3to up the ante. So I submitted a video featuring much the same routine, only this time with 17 girls and five cups. I had to have more fame, and this was the only conceivable way.
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4neck with 100 mg of pure Epinephrine. This gave me the courage and insanity I required to complete my stunt of jumping 30 schoolbuses. I totally did it, and it was rad. My heart
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3Mario™ loves the Snapple™, you see, and whenever Goombas™ threaten the economic wellbeing of the Mushroom Kingdom™ via theft, he just can't abide it. He hurled a fireball at the
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5his private combination-jet-helicopter which his own research firm had developed and built. It was a priceless prototype, and if it was damaged he'd be ruined, but he wanted to
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3tripped off our snowsuits, toques and galoshes and sat down to a beautiful breakfast of milk in a bag, pecan waffles and back-bacon baked in maple syrup.
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1He spied the red and white baseball cap he was looking for. Carefully, he took aim. When the wind abated, he knew it was time to take the shot. He exhaled, and squeezed the trigger
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3and immediately, violently, muppet-fuzz erupted from his eyeballs, which is the equivalent of Ralphing.
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1So Sheckly and I avoided the route we knew he would take, and setup the gear in back of Lou's dive. I was to be the stereotypical "Back-Door Man," while Sheck went around front.
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0the multitudinous, sweaty, female joggers enticed potential customers in droves. They lined up to be refreshed, and didn't mind the long wait as they stared at rhythmic bouncing.
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5phoned them up and told them I had some juicy tidbits. The phone representative told me dejectedly that they'd already reached their quota on useless bullshit, and couldn't afford
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4grinned roguishly, and was happily surprised when she winked at him. Later that night, the happy pair chatted as they strolled down the Manhattan boardwalk, inhaling the delicious
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3she dressed like a Taiwanese hooker. Today though, his story would begin differently. Before she could speak, he aimed the extended barrel of his standard-issue .45 at her head.
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1and caused the 3-year-old victim's jaw to detach from the outward pressure of the mysteriously-expanding skewered candy treat. Dick Tracy swore never to purchase another lollipop.
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3smell like angels' sweat. Which, as it turns out, sells art really quickly. An online auction fetched prices as high as $3 billion for one piece, the highest amount ever recorded.
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4went to sleep, some in their cars. Mass panic ensued in the aftermath of the collisions, fires broke out and everything within 50 sqare miles was declared Condemned.
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2he gathered his instruments into a leather carry-all and placed it into his duffel bag. Then he sprayed vinegar onto every surface to make the blood unidentifiable, and hauled the
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2talking on their cellphones. I waited for them to turn completely around before I clambered in through the vulnerable portal. As I landed, their briefcases exploded into automatic
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4she instantly exploded in a shower of gore, which evaporated like silly string on a Las Vegas summer day. Turned out she was a Vampire, and a Lycan bite was astonishingly effective
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4Because a wise old seer had once told me this would happen, I had luckily implanted razor-edged micro beads into my eyes, and they embedded themselves into the hostiles' front line
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5The comedian reached under the floorboards into a hidden stage compartment and pulled out weaponized Apple laptops. He threw them wildly into the crowd, the razor-edged weights