Finished Folds (101—120)
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2bent down and grabbed the damsel by her thighs, and swung her over his right shoulder like a sack of potatoes. She swooned as he gracefully jumped the chasm and landed on his
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4Korea, where the communists are as thick as thieves. The adult entertainment industry capitol, Seoul, is in constant conflict as they struggle to maintain moral integrity.
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6men could convene and provide mutual support. "Remaining Men More-or-less Together" their little group of 5 was called. Mr. X, humbled by this turn of events, sought solace with
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1Turned out it wasn't a chihuahua but a ROCK..... LOB-STER!
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1EXPLODED in a shower of GLASS and SHRAPNEL, punctuating the wedding with MOLTEN-HOT BITS OF CRYSTALLIZED PARTICULATES. Ralph said, "Please stop yelling at me." So I did.
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6"Our Most Regal Queen of Hoking and Poking." She was flattered, of course, and donated $3 billion to a fund for the purpose of preserving the native culture.
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3"Yellow Cake Uranium-O's" which was a huge success. All the kiddies enjoyed the feeling of warmth spreading through them whenever they ate a bowl, and they're Mom-Approved.
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4was also wearing a bathrobe, loose-fitting blue-jeans, a wife beater, and three collared shirts all two sizes too big, which was plenty of layers to remove that image from my mind.
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1would never forgive herself if she didn't pull a fast one on the prince and totally turn him down at the altar. Man, wouldn't that just be hilarious? I lol'd
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3single, "Fhqwhgads." He wasn't usually into pop, but he overheard this one at the University's computer lab around midnight while he was checking out some underdressed vixens.
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5Paul the Octopus ignored the rest of what Jimmy had to say, because he knew in his heart that he himself carried this whole relationship and Jimmy was riding his coat-tails to fame
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1baster. Unbeknownst to him, however, his neighbors Thomas and Sherri had already mastered the art of basting, and in fact competed nationally at the Annual Master Basting Open.
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3hit himself over the head. "Hey, that's one way to do it," said the nurse. The surgeon had to suppress a fit of laughter as he began. "What was I supposed to cut off, now?"
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2later reported that the cop had received his just desserts, and had in fact been "Tazed, Bro." Officer Dingle was forced to retire in shame, and additionally had to pay the court $
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1Marcus "Buff" Bagwell. He loved Bagwell because he was an allstar douche on and off the set, both to his co-workers and to his fans. Getting roughed up by him was a secret fantasy.
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4said the tallest midget of the bunch. "This gerbil-powered vehicle might be a lemon, after all." So they hooked the tow-cable onto the front and took it back to Honest Lou's to get
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5implanted directly into his brain. However, it required a brainectomy first, so he signed the waiver and eagerly laid down atop the operating table. The nurse smiled and cut into
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3on his next pack of Marlboros. He merged into traffic and headed north on the I-35. Two minutes later, he saw sirens in his mirror. "I ain't got time for the fuzz," he growled.
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2hell kind of operation are they running down there, anyway, if these creatures are the result? Suddenly, piles of hot brass hit my head as the helicopter gunner unloaded above me
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5—" SMACK! Jason's scolding was interrupted by a wicked backhand. "Do not blaspheme in the house of the Lord." The nuns giggled on the sidelines and gave him mini air high-fives.