Finished Folds (61—80)
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3You have chosen to talk to the dwarf. He tells you about his axe and offers you a pint. Continue chatting (Go to Line 3), kill him (Line 4), or pick his pocket (Line 5). Choose:
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0the knife-thrower's act edged ever closer to danger. The audience oooh'd and aahh'd at the tightrope walker, and the elephants were a hit. All in all the circus was a huge success.
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5turned out he'd been literally eating Pigeons, their flesh formed into little 1 cm spheres and boiled in green-dyed water. But hey they were pretty tasty, so what the hell.
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4They really tore into his costume, not realizing that it was made of polyester fur and toxic purple and green dyes. The komodos tragically died and Barney was booked for Genocide.
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1and slaughtered the tens of millions of people below her. Turns out each decorative bauble on her barely-clad form was rigged with a remote bomb release switch.
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3their pheromones and body odour quite distinctly, and it was telling her she needed to get the hell out of there before someone made a move and she'd have to take action.
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6barcode your heart?" She swooned at this and her eyes went all glassy. She was in love. Then he said, "No really, can I make an incision here and print this barcode on your flesh?"
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3and he was bound and determined to be the first Clown President. Soon thereafter, he encountered his first resistance; a secretary at The Office of Presidential Elegibility. But he
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6"I AM B'CHUGGEROTH! WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?!" they all spake in unison, as if possessed. "Holy balls," Kevin blasphemed. "YES KEVIN. BALLS, INDEED." Kevin threw 'em all outside
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3eat guitars! The man from Mars had tired of cars and bars in a previous verse, so he knew he had to disable the musical capacity of an entire civilization.
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3was hit by all 57 bullets. Not able to relax for a second, he checked his clip. Still mostly full, good. He clambered into the rig on the driver's side, and yanked out the corpse.
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1They instantly regretted their transformation, as the asphalt instantly vaporized and they plummeted into the topsoil. It bubbled up from the sudden increase in pressure, and they
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2Spent cartridge casings excitedly jumped from the smoking port of the rapidly-heating M134. In a space of milliseconds, the four-door sedan was reduced to a chewed-up scrap heap.
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6Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita, Madison Padderfield was already long-gone. To the point where she no longer remembered exactly what island she was on, or how long it
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4Fanning the flames, Doktor Evil-Schtein called out to his minions, "More heat! Vee must bving zee object to a temperature of One vousand point-two degvees!" Smiling to themselves,
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6June woke up and instantly realized she was still dressed in her Renaissance Fair costume. She immediately regretted being cajoled into wearing it. She also realized she lay on a
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4Shuffling non-threatengly down the street, a horde of perfectly harmless Zombies™ (newly reformed and safe in every way, We Promise!™) headed to their day jobs.
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5Cursing softly at his luck, Tony tried to disentangle himself from the press of bodies now swarming him. How could he be so careless? The media hunted him relentlessly for his
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2unite them together in a wave of shared understanding, splashing into the basin like an outpouring of emotion against the numbing rocks of solidarity. She didn't see it, though,
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3a rowdy passerby demanded that cats be laser-equipped, as I was non-confrontational but also crazy-prepared for any situation, like Batman™. Sometimes though the laser cat fired