Finished Folds (221—240)
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4quivered as all knew that Spam was the only form of protein that did not cause explosive diarrhea in Darth Vader's very sensitive digestive system. Grand Moff Tarkin began to cry
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2cream factory where my jars of peanut butter all fell into the giant vat of chocolate ice cream. "Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!" yelled the foreman.
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3, discounted to 25 cents due to its inability to retain an erection on Jewish holidays." Now he truly WAS blushing, and unable to get a woody since today was Yom Kippur.
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2He definitely should not have aimed it at his junk, which was laughably small to begin. Now the shrink ray made everything so tiny that he appeared as smooth as a Ken doll.
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0his paintball gun. Nothing helped him overcome depression than shooting weasels and thinking of the days when he was a kick-ass professional paintballer. Oh, the chicks loved him
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2ped baby seal flippers. Oh, not even Viagra could create the sort of excitement that baby seal flippers could. He has to find some though, so he started randomly calling to find
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4marks on the cookie that he left at the IHOP when I was stalking him. I still carried it in my burgundy Members Only jacket. But, that was in the past. Now I needed to grow
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4towards the picket line, but I tripped on the testicles of my penis costume and fell into an open manhole in the nearby construction site, where I soon found I was stuck. Darn big
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3help but wonder if he was like a genie in a lamp. So I rubbed and rubbed and rubbed him as much as I could. I didn't get a wish, but I think i made the tiny astronaut's day.
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3Bruises on Whores Who Didn't Service Me Right." What can I say, I am particular about what I want, and I get angry and I don't get it. And, my book was a HUGE hit (pun intended).
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5It made me long for the days when ChubbyCharlie and I were together. He could hide so much in his fat folds, that we could eat like kings for a week. Sadly, SlimShady could not
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5ed the glovebox and pulled out a boomerang. Yes, it turns out that Sonny was the infamous "Boomarang Bandit" and he planned to include Mitt on this heist at the LiquorSuperStore.
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3thing is showing since he forgot to zip up in the restroom. The Thing blushed, and gently caressed Batman's cheek, and thanked him for being such an amazing "Super Friend."
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5and had natural rabbit "needs." OMG, it felt soooooo good. If was going to go out of this world, I was truly going to go out with a "bang" thanks to that amazing rabbit. Ohhhh,
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5But I figured I was way too dehydrated for one more, but I soooooo needed to go one more round. We moved closer to one another, unzipped one another one more time and
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5exhausting, especially when it was demanded that it be in the shape of a large erect penis. Though, to a smurf, three inches is huge. Nonetheless, the building was erected using
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3thought she was the professional paintball champion of the world. But then she woke up and realized that she was just an lame tuba player.
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3And she was very dumb, and thought real animals were cuddly and fun like stuffed animals. She was wrong and was immediately trampled by the elephant and mauled by the bear & tiger
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3cases, which was definitely needed considering BulbousBob's vice of masturbating every time he hears a political advertisement. With my mind wandering, I lost him in Target
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2However, upon entering Taco Bell, Qbert was accosted by three stoners who were sure he was a fuzzy hackysack with legs. Beaten, bruised, and hungry, Qbert and Inky headed to