Finished Folds (241—260)
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2ion, "Who do you think would win, Godzilla or Mothra?" At that moment, one of the water balloons fell out of her chest and hit the ground. "Oh no!" My water broke, she screamed.
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5ack limo awaiting him outside. Excellent, the three whores he requested were already in position - One holding a guitar, another a bass, and the third a mic. Together they played
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2te smores made me wish to forget this all. So, I chugged an entire Costco-sized bottle of NyQuil, mixed with vodka, and collapsed clutching my lucky voodoo doll.
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4Buzzy would never be accepted by the other bees in the hive. He found it a waste of time to fly from flower to flower everyday. Besides, he hated honey. No, he LOVED meat, even
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4stopped swooning and instead appeared to start melting before his eyes, much like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark. (Sorry for the spoiler if you haven't seen it yet).
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3Most people dismissed Discount Charlie's, but every student from Slippery Rock University knew it was the only place in town to get a full-body tingle from a hand
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3time to see if his naked cheese lived up to the stories told about it. He called, and the boy entered the shack, his glorious cheese in both hands. John's mouth watered as he
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1explained that I just purchased a bedazzled jump suit and a case of Colt45 for the trip. It's hard to find good help except when when I need a good blow
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3that half-drunk bottle of bourbon that was left outside the homeless shelter. There were unidentified floating objects in it, but they did enhance the flavor and texture like a
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4monk slid over closer to me and whispered "I will show you the proper way to call to God and feel his love." I shrugged, and said, "okay dokey, where do we start?" We walked
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5about the size of my horn during our online chatting in hopes that he would ask me out for pop tarts. But, now I fear he will deny me that sugary sweetness when he learns
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2roaming goats eating tin cans in the corner of the yard. Upon the suggestion, the goats shrugged as if to say "ok," and immediately began lubing up.
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3a handful of deep-fried cockroaches from the snack plate. Yeah, I was going to get lucky tonight, even if it was with the freaky dude in the corner dancing with the stuffed fox.
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4carving a pumpkin with a butcher knife. Aside from the possible physical damage one could to oneself, there is also the weird mixing of holidays, and that's not kosher.
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4Sadly, he never really understood what a "strap-on" is. Putting the fake leg on himself was more than he could handle, and he could handle A LOT, and often did at the truck stop.
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0overstuffed pretzel and decided he would get even by seeking out some hot Asian ass in Tiny Chinatown (yes, built for Asian midgets). One he got there he was surprised
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4However, the cops recognized and arrested the orangutan as the notorious "Baby Doll Smuggler" known to sneak Barbie dolls into Iran, where they are banned. Yea, I was freed!!!
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4But, is it really time to let on that I enjoy stealing neighbor's cats and slow cooking them for my five-time award winning chili?
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1The mailman reached deep into his government-blue slacks, pulled out a bedazzled chihuahua, shoved it into the mailbox, and then ran down the street like a giddy school girl.
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3dangerous for me since I am still seeking help with my infantilism. My doctor advised me against situations like this, but it will probably ok as long as I don't soil my diaper.