Finished Folds (141—160)
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5outerspace just before an astroid smashed into the earth and killed all life. WOW, talk about luck. Plus we were able to hold out breaths until we reached the space station.
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5chocolate monkeys in erotic poses. Unfortunately, the label was swapped at the shipping company and she ended up receiving a box of cadaver heads. Not the kind of head he was
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4the local ninja community college where he planned on majoring in throwing stars with a minor in sushi. But, in truth he knew that his true passion rested in being the greatest
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12a minute, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "no worries, only absolute losers who live in their parents' basement know what a manakete is anyway." I'll get you a new parakeet if
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3care if I was the only one who found it funny that Caroline has previously turned down my idea of putting on The Three Penny Opera, and now I find three pennies on the stage.
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2which is normal for my Saturday nights, but this was a Tuesday. OMG, someone must be kidnapping me so they can get their hands on my bedazzled mini dinosaur collection.
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5I felt like Goldilocks, but knew I'd probably be eaten before I found the porridge that was "just right" In a panic, I pressed 1 to say LuLu Pickles needs shoes 4 small dog feet
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6repent, but not if I have to do the "acts of contrition" that Father Handsey always requires of me. Those get a little awkward, especially when I have to crawl into that harness.
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1But pi, being my favorite number, always makes me hungry and yearn for chicken pot pies. I had to leave Apple, before they found the cat pee in the monitor, and head to the food
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0minority group didn't band together and destroy their favorite part of the school?! Well, the gay boys, actually, and mainly because they didn't want to get their hands dirty.
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4not have used a carrot instead? Carrots are firmer and naturally pointy, and don't cause yucky pee smells that the mortician will laugh about when he drains his bladder.
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6purple splotch all over the front windshield from what little was left from Grimace. On a good note, I didn't spill my shake and I clearly won the fight for the last McRib.
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3However the Concerned Citizens of Terre Haute had a problem with the nude Charlton Heston sculpture. Apparently I made his gun way too large and some found it intimidating. But I
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1bionic cat that required some assembly. Once built, the $6million dollar cat leapt up and swallowed the canary whole and the canary died. With the canary dead, we all died.
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9ed hearing "duck, duck, goose!" or "Marco ... POLO!" However, I still get physically excited upon hearing "You're It!" when I am touched. Mainly because I know I am the IT every
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2was the lost deep colony of Atlantis sea monkeys!. I had to get them back into the US, where they belong in a museum. I tied my whip to my belt, cocked my hat, and dove in to get
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2name than Quick Draw McGraw? Then again, that might be taken the wrong way by a fellow furry at the convention. Perhaps I will stick with Dander Darkraven. Yeah, that will get
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5ghbor's oversized inflatable Valentine's Day Heart. Stupid TRex. Now I know why they went extinct. That reminded me though. I needed to go see my lawyer in order to get my
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3It was just like the orgy I attended last Saturday night ... though the "fuzzy hamsters" used were gerbils we all nicknamed Richard Gere.
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3even give a blow job without fear of being bitten back. Ugh, the fear of finding another tooth in a piece of sausage made my life into a kinked slinky.