Finished Folds (2961—2980)
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3manifestations of his hallucinations of the Easter Bunny. While benign, he did tend to laugh maniacally, and it really upset his wife's WLF meetings. She would have to hold them
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5Which thankfully cleared up the apparent cold I was suffering under. "Thanks, honey!" I proclaimed, "That cleared things right up!" "Speak for yerself an' kiss mah grits," she
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2you know it's immoral to treat smarter creatures than you that way? The words came from nowhere (that was for sure) and seemed to pervert the abuser's mind. It wasn't until the
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1obnoxious little girl and her stupid monkey would fall in a lake and die. Tormenting my severe OCD, whenever they say that phrase three times, I feel compulsed to flee. I hid in
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2"I prefer my face to be positioned between two thighs," Chandra said, and her joke stopped the conversation dead. I had told her the NeoNazi FoxNews reunion wouldn't like that sort
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3the bordello; half off on porcine prostitute repellent. Made from real pig tails. I knew a big guy named Hagrid who could make pig tails on the cheap, and contacted him via the
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0"No, caca is the inside of you penis-hole," said Randy, the ginger with the reddest hair on the playground. He was tough, but we respected him cause he caught all Pokemon before us
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0time with while waiting in the queues at the public loo? Sir Walter Raleigh and Sir Walter Scott were hogging up the glory holes, and frankly I didn't think the hitman so reliable
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9I'm not entirely sure how it had started, but I'd begun inadvertently living out the lyrics to the songs of They Might Be Giants. I like them, but things became pear-shaped when I
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3back of the neck of Sir Worbert Hollace, the oldest living fox who had been given a knighthood by Princess Diana herself. "I say, do be careful," he retorted politely, so I shyly
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4recursive television programs interrupted by adverts for recursive television programs interrupted by adverts for recursive television programs interrupted by adverts for
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1the length of the hose in a lewd fashion. It was understandable, except for the fact the hose was an outdoor tool. He then gently placed the spout between his nursing lips, and
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0It had to be, since the original content wasn't much to work with. Still, nothing in heaven, earth, or hell could possibly beat Basil Brush's multi-genre rendition of "Bright Eyes"
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1Dorks... His thoughts about whales seemed to go on for a great many miles out to sea when he encountered the hunters. His whalophilia would defend the whales no matter the cost!
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1Unfortunately this meant he was locked into all sorts of farming expo conventions. It was humid, took all day long, and the driving was long and congested. Still, the fairs were
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4Which, of course, Tony did NOT think was "grrrrreeeaaat" in any sense of the word other than a great disaster. His fancy upholstery ruined, the spokestiger and his girlfriends did
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3of mind constituting a marriage between Fidel Castro and Pope John Paul II until their infamous twenty-round boxing match in the mid-90s. Those were the days, my friend, when a
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3bounce on the couches of fat women dictators to their hearts' content. "Oh yeah, baby, spew your hot, sticky body thetans all over me," said the babalicious SP who had bound the
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3about to drink up. For a giant, he was a big gulper. He swallowed the entire cup, disintegrating marshmallows and us and all. I don't even want to say how we got out of that one.
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2Inserted up nostrils or into ears. On the other hand, I was now known as the human donut when the straw's non-biodegradable material expanded in my body. Now I do freak shows.