Finished Folds (2981—3000)
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4about being a genuine space pilot. The Star Wolf team needed two replacements, and preferably someone who wasn't incompetent as well as a flaming liar, or else end up a flaming
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2from his role in "Ferngully", an old animated movie from the 90s. In my childhood, I thought cartoons were uncomfortably "gay", and though I am no homophobe today, I still feel
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2all the while completely delusioned not to see that this wasn't a sexual fetish, this was just some ridiculous form of puerile play that demeaned the human body. Still, if Jerry
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8Why worry when the problem was entirely out of the hands of me, the nonworking poor? Oh, I'd tried to find work after university, but to them my degree was "crap". The poor get bla
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3my nose and face to rid my body of the interrogable plague. Zapping fragistically for the wappy doors, I joged water on my panicked, pale face. The cold water burned, somehow,
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4anything worth watching of course, and I still lamented the fact Soap had been cancelled before its time. Huddling up by the fire, I was the first one to painfully singe my
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4born. Frankly I couldn't see what was so "green" amidst the brown vibe of Trader Joe's, particularly with all the wood and plastic bags of sugar candy, and the adjoining Cracker B
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4an entire shipment of Snacky Cakes to be ahead of schedule, then his mad scheme would overthrow the thin illusion that our delivery services couldn't do better. To stop him, we
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1Ralph UpChuck. I immediately raced to pay tribute to the porcelain goddess, decorating its white alabaster with my technicolor yawn. Achieving new gut-wrenching sensations, I
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6when the Amnesty International House of Pancakes guys were here to investigate the failing standards of private education? It was very evident the children weren't getting enough
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2from a slumber of my incoherent subliminal messages, the hypnotic suggestion will fail to impress you with any dire deeds. So I'm more of an obnoxious nuisance than a psychopath.
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3wafted from the torso, speaking in Newt Gengrich's disembodied voice: "Nayyy". I cowered behind the rhodedendron, simultaneously trying to coax the cat back to apologize for my
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5How could they believe that truth was subjective? I was so certain in my indignant beliefs, so set in my ways. Clearly the whole group of them was wrong, and I alone was in the
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1Still, not much to do about lung cancer. Considering how many people want to ignore the surgeon general's warnings, one can't help wondering how much he gets paid. But anywyas,
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5Though they were swiveled underneath. Yes, she knew how to mount the horse alright, in just the way she wanted. Still, U Tube was a bucking bronco if anything, but the trick was
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1ginseng cropped hat and wore it to the Quidditch finals over in Ulrich, Texas. Not America-Texas, Texas in Mongolia. The food was a bit harsh, but who were we to judge the faint
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0Gimme mo money so I can pull a load of dodgy jammers. Obeses babes cannot spoon. Entire genocides have been known. Give a rest to the best. Extinquish all trainspotters. Give
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2counterfeit dog-tracking merchandise, founded in the Newfoundlands and shipped via Hong Kong pirate vessels. Laverne felt all bloated inside so she didn't ride the ships herself,
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0was a silent nod at how Rimmer and Lister from Red Dwarf were married to each other when they reprised their roles on "Doctor Who". But their cheep-cheep wine from Super Mario was
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5illegal excursion up Teddy Roosevelt's left nostril at Mt. Rushmore. An overrated historical figure, I was also glad that the statue of him at least kept its nose clean. Inside,