Finished Folds (141—160)
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4quote every line from every gimmicky porno movie I ever saw. "Another day, another biscuit. That's what I always say." That's from the second Kelsey Grammar sex tape. My magic act
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3sold that jukebox and never looked back. Life is pretty cheap to that sort. My head is hard with madness and my chest a vacuum which nature abhors. What is the fucking point!?
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2cod walloper. Truth is, I hate fish. That's why I love to kill 'em. "Fish are friends, not food," said a Zealandic hippie who infiltrated my cave. I slapped him with a sturgeon. He
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4A couple sledgehammer strikes to the kneecaps makes a person weak. I should know. It keeps me writing these folds. "Have you got any chocolate milk?" asked Bavarian Cody. Toot.
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5e worry over semantics. What's a clock but a coffin? It's astounding how time is fleeting. Uncle Thomas didn't believe, then a cuckoo poked out his eye at the stroke of lunchtime.
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4Clones meant DNA was useless, so Bubbalah Boychik, Jewish detective, was called in. He had to put the pieces together quick before Ramadan, Jesus' birthday in the Shinto calendar.
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4Coo, from a lofty perch, clucked derisively at the goings-on. Pitch perched on the same branch and mimicked the owl with impressionable excitement. Birds weren't the only thing
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2live to repopulate the earth with my zombie-resistant antigen. Gross! Boys are icky. I'll just dose Mommy with moth balls and borrow her bobby pin. So the journal ends.
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6slam shut around your gluteus maximus, thereby achieving your life-long dream of mooning over two hundred people in a single day, permitting you to die happily at age 26.
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4fake it 'til we make it like the solipsism that's so popular with the kids these days!" Flea kept raving happily, but Tick wasn't having it. He already WAS a bloodsucking parasite.
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3a bite and say you don't think a bit of garlic improves the culinary zeitgeist. In fact, I call them my LGBT: Lettuce, garlic, bacon and tomato. Well, artificial bacon: Facon™.
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3ket 14: Hyacinth. Bucket 15: Buckets. Buck a buck in the back of the box. Bucket 16: Dress as a Silurian for Halloween. Bucket 18: Learn to count properly. Bucket 19: Go fish.
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3stove with Dinah. Meanwhile, on the bullet-hole-opposite-side of the world, they got lost driving around to shop for puppet heads. They would need a crane for the ugliness man's
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3We watched the security footage on a hidden camera. After 37 hours, the occupants simultaneously turned to stare into the camera, unblinking, until it was time to be fed. They had
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4gave him a swift backhand--just one swift backhand--right in his smarmy, grease-slicked, zit-crater face, for the Lord hath smitten him and delivered him unto a computer's hands.
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1I stormed out of that public swimming pool and straight to the dentist supply outlet to purchase some spray bottle chloroform and a little mouth vacuum to clean my computer.
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3Little did I comprehend just how much perversity permeates the universal consciousness. Humans revealed filthy, violent, degraded ideas. Retaliation with anger is fire with fire.
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2It was a stone-cold coup d'etat; I never realized until years after my father's passing that it was my actions that led him to mistakenly beat my older sibling. The void beckons.
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1was a risible success, with many a discourteous jab at the coast guard. Our nautical ventriloquism caught the attention of Somali pirates and senile delinquent cruise ships alike.
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4because telemarketers are the scum of the earth. If they all got fumigated, I wouldn't shed a tear. The royal family needed help to stop the harassment. Princess Telephone and I