Finished Folds (121—140)
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2Horses were assholes. It all made sense now. And the Orb didn't affect assholes (at least not on this setting). One foot each on a stallion's back, she raced along the food court
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2road we can get. Puttering around Circle Corners wasn't gonna cut it for a long summertime jaunt. We drove toward the sunset, the roof open, Seal blaring away on the radio. Around
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2"Ninjas cleaned my room one day," said Vanessa Mae. "That's not a ninja, that's your mom," said Steph. Vanessa playfully hurled the greasy shuriken at her friend.
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2my trowel just broke. I hate getting dirt under my fingernails, which I have yet to find anyone to relate to about. I forgot why I was digging up the buried bodies. Right, to clear
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1And when your mind clicks with the truth, all you can do is steep your tea leaves in your tears and wonder, "How much time is really left for me here on this dismal rock?" Not long
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3didn't like how much his wife had to spend on replacement oak legs, so he asked Margaret one day if pine or even birch legs would do. "Oh no no, not at all," she said, "The cats
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3She meant to frown, but she was dyslexic. "I seat you think my took," she said. The elite lawyer looked at her as he chewed, then laughed scornfully; "I shall call you Aruba Yoda!"
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4or the lucky ducky he was fucking. The crack master thought she'd show up to irritate them, and did. Nobody gives a shit about crack master. Bert and Ernie have real problems they
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2people having opinions, particularly about television shows. My insane auntie clawed at the windows of the crochet dance club, raving like a loom. I crocheted a cute raccoon hat
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2a soul!" She was surprised by the solution they poseyed. "What it carnation!? Don't be ranunculus!" "But," the children persisted, "A peony saved is a peony earned!"
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4date for his trip to Venus' habitable zone. Sure, the place smelled of eggs, but the novelty of it all was still fresh at the time. He'd be the first harlequin on Venus, which is a
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3Iron feet have their uses, especially in the water and wind temples. You'll need to complete five stages of the trading quest to get a pair. Descend underwater to B1 to obtain the
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2hair where there was no hair before. It was the dreaded hair golem! With a CR of 6, Edwina and Clarence knew this would be no easy fight. Clarence swigged Edwina's enchanted milk
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3bank deposit?" Tina's query seemed an accusation, but not for reasons she might suspect. The Colonel needed the sperm for growth experiments. Just then, a giant sperm burst from
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5But Slappy headed him off with a band saw, slicing deep into Kukla's head and tearing out bits on the rebound. Chuck (not Chuckie) merely watched on in disapproval, shaking his
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3Henry Kissinger, of co-opting anti-rat weapons to vanquish the rats' enemies. The rats themselves were fairly nonplussed. I adjusted my spectacles, oversized on a 4-year-old, and
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5The Garfield™ balloon sprung a leak and knocked the mind-control device off of your dewlap. You tear away your band uniform and hack at the manacle with your violin bow. You must
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3Just then the Big Bad Wolf huffed and puffed and blew my hair house away. Then he pounced and ate me in accordance with Wyoming statutes. I figured this was the end for me. Sigh.
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3"Who's playing?" Sarge asked. "The Runaway Five," said Joe. They took a private military subway out of town to watch the nuclear holocaust from a distance, then walked to the stage
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1the direction of the frozen pizza aisle. "Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?" kept replaying in my head that whole grocery shopping trip. "No, I don't want hemp," I told