Finished Folds (61—80)
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3"How am I supposed to make a painting of a potted plant?" He muttered. "It's alive, yeah, but... still... Wait just one minute!" Edward J. Still, the inventor of the still life,
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9of sanity, but if you aren't on the edge, baby, where are you? I snatched the piranhas one at a time and hurled them at the minefield, detonating a clear pathway out. I ran as far
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3sending out press releases proclaiming the 'Fattest Clown Statue On Earth' would soon open to the public. 'So fat,' it was said, 'That even the poured concrete had diabetes.' Sadly
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3The sound of chanting grew louder as the tour guide pulled a soggy pamphlet from his uniform. "After eating th-the feast," he stammered from the boiling pot, "A dessert of savory
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1I would wake to piles of letters they had slid under the door. They begged for me to join the waking world. Eventually they accepted me as I am, and left food and water instead.
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5"PLEASE GET OUT OF THE WAY!" He screamed to the other cars on the road from his minivan window. "If my speed drops under 50 miles per hour I'll miss Bingo night!" A toll booth was
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0for hours. The postman returned on Monday. The mailbox on the porch had been glued shut, confusing him long enough for the vengeful gnomes, riding pink flamingos, to surround him.
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5A forward scout shouted, "Nest ahead!" I snapped pictures of the enormous snowball-eggs scattered across the field. Troops clutched their flamethrowers warily. Frosty was near...
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5" I had one foot out the door when the desperate game store clerk cried out, "WAIT! I see you are a gamer of discerning tastes... Perhaps... THIS will interest you." He revealed a
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4(8) No more read meat, (9) Capitulate and have only one burger and that's it, (10) okay two burgers, (11), use the elliptical I bought three Januarys ago, (12)
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5"What is the meaning of this?" PurpleProf blustered outside Slim's bulldozer. Slim rolled down the window and slipped PP a paper, who read it aloud: "FoldingStory was bought out!?
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5"Imagine, if you will," Prof. Peter said while drawing in chalk, "Extra-dimensional beings who project us as their shadows onto this mortal plane." "You're just drawing a dick,"
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4Fortunately his whiskey bottle did. Taking a swig and realizing he should shower, he took the bottle with him. As if on cue, his phone rang. No doubt it was her.
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3nothing as I said, "Hello?" Shrill screaming blasted from the phone and I held it away from my head. "CONSIGNED TO HELL IS YOUR FORD FOCUS," Brian screamed, "THE DISPOSAL FEES ARE
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1just as the tranquilizer wore off. Always the way. The "snail" I had persuaded from it "shell" dimly registered as a "dog" leaving its "drainage ditch." My parole officer's voice
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4"Where to, gang?" I said to no one particularly. Silently we glided over an idyllic English hamlet and soon the boundless sea stretched below. "Chitty-chitty," the flying car purr
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3bushes. Stomping over to take a bite, Hello Rhino found herself ambushed by a trio of attractive Hello Frill Lizards, who expanded their terrifying neck-flaps and sprayed her with
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2"Here, you rat," I said. Eyes averted, I lobbed Chuck E a crusted bag of pre-shredded colby jack. "Hey, I'm still Mr. Cheese in this town," he said, stuffing his face without shame
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3"Astounding!" Stan exclaimed. "Among your other qualities, a sorceror? How interesting." The Most Interesting Man In the World finished his Dos Equis as his eyes turned red,
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3, which led to Russia nuking the US, China nuking Russia, Israel nuking France, France nuking India, India nuking Iran, Iran nuking North Korea, and so on, very calmly and systemat