Finished Folds (81—100)
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4Tromping into the battlefield was Bearshoes84, a veritable Kaiju made of hairy monster feet the size of buildings. He began stomping on Wolfofthedrp's likes and Crazydance's folds,
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2from the Lord's dog, Ghost. Beer erupted from the Flying Spaghetti Monster's volcano and strippers began marching out of the factory, signaling that the Inter-Panetheon Dogshow had
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1to be in rehab. "I'll scold you later," she scolded, and rushed to the phone. She learned that Blaze Baker's clinic released him when he changed his legal name to Gunzo the Clown,
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1Doctor Spooky's real name was Jim Chung, but here in his childhood treehouse that didn't matter. Through his Spooky Binoculars he watched the civilians below. Loading his Spooky
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10know a time you ever turned down an assignment," he pleaded, yanking the typewriter out of her hands. "Jazzabel, our reputation will tank if you leave! Don't make me beg."
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4tell, but the bards knew them all - all except The Oracle's Teatime. Betty would find the ancient teacakes in that forbidden wood and learn the story. She left town with a pack.
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4one!" The felinoid nurse rolled its eyes. "Mr. Jones, this intelligence booster is to help you survive the advent of our kind during your extended lifespan." Mark eyed the needle
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6time," read Manatee, "clear like icicles, their clever subtext stalled and lost. 'If only someone could fold new life into these gems,' thought the folding fairy. She decided to
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6took the Chick-Fil-A advertiser's playbook to heart. While the Bovine Liberation Front (BLF)'s "EAT MORE CHIKKIN" campaign offended poultryists, they needed traction with American
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5marshmallows from a distance of thirty feet. Blowing the smoke off the end of his magic finger, The Singeing Sheriff said coolly, "Now - do you boys want to come along quietly, or
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3the literal witch stopped taking her calls. "You wished for Manhattan flat," Grozna last told her, "And now you want to live upstate? Make up your mind!" Amanda's three wishes
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6to assist cracked-up characters. My shrink called it the Humpty Dumpty Complex. "Benny," I (Saul Goodman) said, "As your lawyer, I advise you give up this half-baked plan. Pieces
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4both wit and a command of sexual puns. "He could be a fool," Montague Jaques muttered, "or a savant. Schedule an interview." Jay came in the next day, wearing cargo shorts and
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2showed up at the signing table with a copy of his memoir. "Hello, McMahan," Ned sneered, slapping the book down. "No one calls me that anymore," said Starfish-McMahan. "What do
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3"Screw that tool!" I thought, "He's driving me nuts." The construction worker belted out, "HEY!" when he saw me running away. "Get to work or I'll nail ya to the wall!"
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3arms won't reach the queen's heart. But over that hill is a.. pond of black.. wwwater," I said slowly, "where the Dino of the Lake lives. If you reach in and pull her out, you
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3that he relished. A confused man, he was aroused by unflattering situations, insincerity and obviously contrived stage names. His favorite girl, Loyalty, was busy tonight, which
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4kept re-hashing the whale subject. "You're floundering," I told Spam Baby flatly. "Stop clownfishing around and snap it up, you worm!" He fidgeted but then took it hook line and
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9"My brain-frying banner-ad will leave this world ripe for the picking!" Andy cackled. Alas, everyone used an AdBlocker, and the Jupiter colonists stopped running Flash years ago.
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3inebriation is all I ask. Why worry how many times I will text my ex, or get pulled over, or study a flood drain as I'm ralphing into it? So just let me buy you a drink miss, I'm