Finished Folds (41—60)
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3, as was bitterly shown me the following year. Drunk with success at my promotion to Executive Director of Hot Dog Rotation, I hardly noticed when Randy, my rival, invented the
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5Zeus the cat was having none of it. After deciding there were no adorable she-cats to seduce, Zeus summoned his mouse-drawn chariot and returned to Olympuss.
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4"Are you folding again? It's 11:53 PM." "I know, mom," I said, taking another sip of liquor. "I can't sleep... Not until... the witching hour!" "What happens then?" She asked.
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2want to pin it on someone else?" He saw his food engineer rival, Nestor, and discretely slipped the Best Chocolate Recipe into Nestor's pocket. "Now HE'LL get all the credit!"
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5There once was a man from Kerplat / Who chortled at humor with scat / One late summer night / A dream gave him fright / So to lighten the moment, he shat.
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5him, he heard nothing. He waited, counted the stars as they poked through the blanket of the night. Yet the footsteps, the voice, never came. The trash did start to stink, though.
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5... celebrity had its price! Slim Whitman, the greatest of them all, was found dead in Atlantic City, having overdosed on cocaine snorted off of his last fold. It was BRILLIANT.
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3ed to his lapel. "Beware the Running Joke," read the note. The Duke was unconscious. "What does that mean?" Detective Dick wondered. Then Det Manatee surprised him, clobbering
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3who spent all his time at the roller rink, singing that one Village People song they always play over the loudspeakers. Despite looking like a singing Swamp Thing, Damon did not
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5Serandipidee Snow (along with the other Mormon Murmerers Amelia Bedelia and Encyclopedia Brown) had a job to do. The temple opened on Sunday morning; murmuring, they entered and
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7. "Um... Muh... Mars Needs Women?" My uncle Donny said, clutching his PBR uncertainly. "No Don, we're doing Bradbury references." "Oh! There Will Come Soft Tacos," he grinned.
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3skin. Stanko the Clown became an overnight Internet celebrity. His YouTube video of him spitting on every tiny purse-dog in LA reached 12M views in a week. Netflix picked up his
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4An older angel winged to his side. "I know what you're thinking: will I ever get laid again?" "... Wel, I was-" "No, friend. Instead, we watch over the humans. We watch! ALWAYS."
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4the nurse. "This is an *original* fansub of Lodoss Wars", he said carefully, putting the VHS in the TV. The subject squealed in delight, as "The Last Unicorn" placebo-tape began.
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3They were - only to be replaced with looking-glass tides. "WHAT THE FLIP," I said to myself. Just then a woman shot across the clouds, her eyes glittering, screaming. I shrieked.
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2"I don't know how I ended up in a Frozen fanfic," said David Soros to himself, "But I'll be damned if I ain't running this place inside of two years!" Investing in snowflakes, he
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3Dr. Menkold had thought the titles in the library's children's section were a bit off "See Spot Chug"? "Dick and Mary Jane"? "The Whippet in the Willows"?? "Scruff McGruff needs
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5"Wish I had a mum," Harry said to him at the birthday party. "My mum's dead." "Christ, 'Arry," Hermione said, "Is everything about you?" "Batman understands me," He said to himse
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6"Listen," said the mayor. "Those apes will never be as beautiful as Leading Ladyboy, no matter how many accessories they steal." "A mandrill in hotpants? Who's aroused by THAT?"
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6and hopped sheepishly outside. "So much for man's best friend," the first said to the second. "But we're not men," The second replied, "We're umbrellas." "Who's side are you on?"