Finished Folds (121—140)
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3ed pus all over her face. She looked like hell, literally like an age- and torture-racked soul far past the point of break-down. She grabbed a Snickers bar, took a bite, and imm-
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2"I'm not messing around with her, sir, it's just that I love eating whole cucumbers." "And?" The indignant manager prompted. "And my server is a cat-person! Food phobias are no
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1Accountants should stay conscious, if not sober, for at least the job interview's duration. Apparently he blacked out in the hiring manager's office and still got the job. Bad ju
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2"Jesus," Pete replied, "if you were any more heavy-handed your fingers would be in a black hole!" "Dammit Pete, your ass is hot! Let's just drop all pretense and pants-tense this
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7a favorite among the transparent hounds - a light dusting revealed them to the world, and a delicious self-licking hid them again. No doubt: dog fashion was IN this season.
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3and Beta Earth, which was like Alpha Earth but less assertive. I ultimately decided that I liked the witches and shipped my mystic skulls to their listed address on Astral Earth.
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3"Help!" Cried an actual drunk falling down an actual cliff. Aiden didn't mean to slap him that hard, but that's what happens when you live on the edge. Donning his Jon Deer cap,
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8eyelashes. The tub of popcorn couldn't block my vision or hide my shame as my date realized what was about to play on the screen. Under all that make-up it was hard to recognize
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6and scatter like flashing scales on the casino floor. The old harridan's purse was loaded with quarters! "No jackpot for you, scoundrel," I heard a voice say as she pushed a gun
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1a knife-thrower, wearing a blindfold, hurled daggers at his wife's spread-eagled form on a wooden target. Encircled by bears riding tiny scooters, Herman kicked the smallest one
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3Wealth had nothing to do with it, she thought. She was well-off but others were far richer.
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4bowl full of tomatoes. "These taste AMAZING," Dr. Dawkins said as he ate one slowly. "Do you have any eyedrops? I have a conference tonight." His assistant said, "But Rocky Bal
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6leader was a self-confessed browncoat living inside a scale model of the Serenity. Occupy Cable failed to force Firefly back into production, but several fan-created Christmas sp
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2"Hon," called her mother from downstairs,"Close LiveJournal and do your homework, please." With an eyeroll of disgust she replied, "GOD mom, didn't you EVER want to conquer the pl
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7He bought tickets when he was depressed, to have something to anticipate. Musical theater always lifted his spirits. One night he was not alone. She sat beside him, smiling as if
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1Survivors was going to be a hit motivational book, with matching documentary and History Channel special. People of all races would flock to the coal mines for jobs! My editor
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5"Are you ready, Ms. Dracona?" Dr. Frankenstein asked. Her bandaged head nodded. He removed them slowly, revealing her tightened, blushing, scaly cheeks. "The REAL me!", she
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3the number on his lapel. "This guy is message 2 of 14," I muttered. He kept blankly repeating, "It's Shelley, did you get my text?" As he fought his bonds I ran to the window,
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3By the time I noticed the dread creeping over me I was almost entirely consumed with it. Paralyzed, my survival instinct kicked in. Light exploded from my hands, cutting through
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4be read aloud to trillions of simultaneous viewers on a futuristic History Channel. Face it, we are living fossils! Make every step count for the future, including your folds.