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she took off just one sock. Mercedez slowly slipped the sock off Sarah's left foot. As she did Sarah's eyes fluttered-her vision became a divine kaleidoscope of color. She moaned -
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had I succumbed to the allure of a sweaty wrestling ring? Had I really thought it could erase the pain of being kicked from the football team? I came to in the showers and wept.
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made his biomechanical brain fizzle and spark, awash in dopamine, oxytocin and motor-oil. "The winner for Chicken Concubine Owner of the year goes to Jimminy Fastersnatch!", boomed
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"Zat iz zo typikal ov you Ivan!" , Gregor the janitor yelled hoarsely. " Ze greatest nvklear reaktor in all Ukraine and you hav to push wrong button, you son of a potato farmer!"
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not. While the guylined troupe did their post-emo 80's metal via castrato the sherpas looked on in dismay. " This is nothing like the free-from jazz we were promised!"
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other parts of myself with pride. The guilt of misleading these wayward sons and daughters of our broken economy with cheap slogans and "retreats" was what I could never erase.
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She looked up through the sunroof and saw a myriad of eyes staring back at her. She gasped and felt a shiver run along her spine as she saw the fury
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the static ended leaving a dull, silent emptiness hanging over the audience. Panicked Dr. Dre rummaged in his pockets for his bottle of pills.
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of the sensors inside FDA-offices. If anyone mistakenly laughed a massive protest would instantly materialize outside and nobody wanted to deal with that.
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He quickly scuttled out of the coffee-shop. Embarrassed he hopped on his fixie bike and merged into the busy traffic. Ever since he'd given up on being Superman
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hard big boy." The troll pulled with all his power, straining and tensing every massive fiber of muscle in his body. Suddenly, a massive roar
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a gruesome reminder of why god shouldn't eat the leftover burritos after a long nights drinking. Still, the sun peeked
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de into a lovely omelette. In horror, the surviving chickens watched as I devoured their tasty offspring.
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pez dispensers around his headless corpse. She then feasted on spinal fluids and gorged herself on his cortex. He felt a mild tingling sensation.
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got a hankering for sausages. In the midst of the ensuing slaughter Charger led a small group of ponies on a wild escape through the woods.
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and realized they were nude. What a horrible situation for these pachyderms! As everyone knows they are among the most distinguished species to ever exist in the universe!
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it ever had. "Oh Dickie my dickie doo", as Oscar Wilde put it. But who knew crustaceans had such an imaginative sex life.
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After the coal mines dried up the starbucks was the only thing left. The cost of supplying MDMA to the ass-end of the world got to be too much. The colombians weren't happy.
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were not forthcoming. I got tired of falling into some parallel dimension. Instead I headed of to the local for a drink.
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Super Bowl when we nuked the shit out of those Hawaiian bitches!