Finished Folds (2001—2020)
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4bullberries. It was a tough spot for Pampy the bull; he had lots of running to do, but he'd never go without his bullhood. "Kool Aid man, let go of my balls por favor!" he cried. 1
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10Lord, who was testing our faith/fucking with us. "Do you believe in dinosaurs?" was heaven's entrance exam; the correct answer was "no." One guy who learned this the hard way was
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3bum with an arched back (the ramp's proxy). But due to dastardly sublimation, the courage turned to gas and leaked from Billy's nose just as he approached the bum. His bike wobbled
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3smoker in front of him who was searching for her ID with the purpose and pace of lame-duck molasses. Otto didn't want to be a cutter, but his ice cream was getting sweaty, so he
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5In fact, many pilots' rockets blast off from just thinking about uterine-shaped parachutes. And thanks to Rule 34, there are many videos starring pilots, rockets, parachutes, and
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1"Well this sticks the final nail in the coffin of their business," she quipped. "'Better ingredients, better pizza' my ass."
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2a venereal disease-carrying Blastoise that shoots venereal disease-carrying Blastoises out of its cannons. You'd have a bona fide superfreak if you threw in a robotic third eye and
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2was overrun by the Mandibles ["mahn DEEB lace"], a Mexican drug syndicate. They stole his teddy bear years ago, using Mr. Snuggles to smuggle cocaine. The emotional trauma led to
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5routine of filling it with sand and then flipping her over to make sand castles. "Use a bucket," she would say. But he was an artist, and pussy pillars moved him spiritually, like
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5chthonicly. Crafty culinary creators coalesce Cannellini concoctions, calling credulous critics "condescending."
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3I just snagged a medical marijuana patient and used his dreadlocks to mop up the blood. Of course, damn dirty hippies never bathe, so he unwittingly took the blood all the way to
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4-lift. "I gotta haul this pasta outta here pronto," he thought. "Chef Boyardee'll be back any minute." But the forklift couldn't top 5 km/h, so his heist hadn't gotten too far when
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5's nipples, ordered King K Rool. Klump and Krusha hooked up Dixie Kong to a car battery and gave her a good jolt. "I'll ask you again, shit-slinger: where is the Crystal Coconut?"
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3there was no other fan of both Seinfeld and the Wu-Tang Clan who also owned a granny smith iPod. He adjusted his black frame spectacles, took a sip of his Pabst Blue Ribbon, and
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3tapioca with fish eyes in it. The nuclear waste silo explosion had driven the rest of the town away, but Frannie was every bit as opportunistic as she was whorish. She grew fresh
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4Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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3"Save the Pandas" kiosk. Her scooter got a flat from the bamboo shards, so there was no escape. The activists surrounded her and "stoned" her with panda facts. "Help!" she cried.
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4be awesome; rather than being torn, space's temporal parts would fly all the way to Neverland, until every past and present component would mesh in Pan's immortal realm. My boss
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1a steamy foldout of Chalmer's limp noodle (wink wink). The books also featured an epilogue chronicling the history of catfish noodling, but Mrs. Bainbridge was more interested in
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5He was naught but a fool, fond of derping and drool, with a penchant for jarring his gas... So we were all shocked that he went on to be the most successful man in the history of